Janzen Copywriting

“The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.”
—Tom Waits

If you must suffer, why not suffer better? If you need help with any of these things, please get in touch:

• book manuscript editing
• thesis or dissertation editing
• term paper editing�
• artist statements�
• project proposals�
• website or email copy
�• grant applications (personal or institutional)

If what you need isn't in this list, contact me anyway.
Also, check out my website for more details, client testimonials, etc.
http://www.janzencopywriting.com/

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