Non-Arbitrary Zealots Institute of Social Modernism

A group campaigns against allowing foreign invaders into their land.

They claim the foreign invaders are intruding on their lands, culture and way of life.

The foreign invaders know they are not welcome but just keep coming. They claim they are only coming to the west purely to seek a better life and standard of living.

Yes, this is part of the story of the Native Americans. Not Donald Trump and his friends you dense sheep.

If I lent a six year old £1000 and said 'Pay me back on your thirteenth birthday' then I would be just as responsible for the loss of the original £1000 when the thirteen year old has to borrow money from his/her parents to pay me back on the original loan.

But where was the wreckage from the 'plane' that struck The Pentagon?

Greece leaves/gets forced out of Europe - Greece returns to Drachma currency - Greece endures five to ten years of harsh times - Drachma is worthless - Greece becomes cheap for foreign investors, as well as tourists - Greek economy goes boom because it is cheap - A Macedonian living in Greece has a son called Alexander - Alexander conquers Islamic State and much of the world - World Peace

Today I want to tell you a little story...

It is the story of how the United States of America gained it's independence from the United Kingdom and ceased to be ruled by the Monarchy.

It all kicked off because the British were imposing taxes on the American people (actually, they weren't even American they were Europeans pretending to have a claim to the land in which they inhabited but whatever, I digress)

Either way, the 'Americans' threw a load of tea overboard in a beautiful city called Boston and the British got pi**ed because nobody puts tea in the harbour!

It all slowly escalated and the Americans then became desperate and started performing s*x acts on nations like France and Spain (who had recently been all but demolished by the mighty British Empire) in return for some help to try and rid the 'American continent of these unwanted rulers from across the pond' (Do you see the irony here?)

Once all was said and done, the British finished up on the losing end and America became 'Independent'.

Where would you rather live now, Britain or 'Murica?

Moral of the story, reactionary politics is bu****it, ie Boston Tea Party

Have a nice 4th of July people and a big Happy Birthday to Ronnie Kovacs

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Knock knock..

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

But you said ?