Euan Morrice - Scottish Family Party

Lucas's wife, Mairi, said, "Richard often gets bargains on Gumtree, so when he came home in a new Lamborghini QSV Speciale V12 (RRP £396,987), I just assumed someone around the corner was getting rid of one to make more space in their garage. I was not suspicious at all."

SFP Treasurer, Euan Morrice, issued a statement: "When I was told that I was not allowed to see the accounts, I just assumed someone had mislaid them. Maybe slipped down the side of a sofa. I was not suspicious at all."

SFP Deputy Leader, Phil Holden, said, "When I asked about the finances in a team meeting, Richard screamed at me to 'SHUT UP and stop asking questions!' I just assumed he wanted to get on to other agenda items. I was not suspicious at all."

Agnes McKay, who donated £100 to the SFP from her modest pension, has asked for a refund. SFP Chairman, David Richardson, speaking from his yacht in the Mediterranean, responded, "We're all victims of this - especially me. What you should really do, Agnes, is give us even more money as we need it more than you do."

Deputy Chief Constable Katie McMillan has promised that the investigation, codenamed Operation Twigshape, and prosecution will be concluded just BEFORE the next election, as it's not the SNP.

Lucas, speaking from his apartment in Monaco, said he would cooperate fully with his mates at Police Scotland, especially those hoping for promotions in the future.

**** That's all untrue, of course. No one would believe a story like that! ****

Scottish Family Party Explore our policies in two ways: use ChatSFP for quick, guided explanations, or read the full written policy pages on the main Scottish Family Party website.

Here's Richard Lucas's interview for the Christian campaigning organisation Care:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z7IAXvP2yY

Assisted "Dying" will be back in the Scottish Parliament. The outcome depends on who is elected on 7 May.

SNP, Reform, Conservatives, Green, Lib Dem and Labour do NOT oppose it. We do. Every one of us, every time. It's our policy.

Use your vote to oppose assisted su***de - vote Scottish Family Party!

Public Finance

Our budget deficit and national debt amount to current expenditure being funded by the taxes to be paid by future generations. Massive government borrowing should be the last resort in times of national crisis, not a routine way of insulating the electorate from the consequences of their elected government’s profligacy. Family members often make passing on resources to the next generations a priority - a noble expression of solidarity and selflessness. But our governments do the opposite. As a matter of integrity, we should not be burdening future generations financially without their consent.

The SNP's immediate maximising of their new borrowing power has set Scotland on the path to even greater indebtedness than that created by Labour and the Conservatives at a UK level. In addition, Scottish Councils have run up debts totalling £23,000,000,000.

In addition, excessive government borrowing leads to inflation. This devalues the income and savings of us all as prices rise.

The temptation to finance impressive new facilities, such as schools and hospitals, in ways that increase the total cost and inflict a burden on future public finances should be resisted.

National Insurance payments should be invested to meet the needs of the generation that paid them. If this obvious and fair approach had always been taken, there would never be a shortfall when the number of retired people increased relative to the number of taxpayers, for example. Shifting to this system would be difficult in the current climate, but initial steps need to be taken.

As foreign aid is a matter reserved for the UK Government, we question the wisdom of the Scottish Government also giving aid - especially while itself borrowing.

The Scottish Government pours money, directly and indirectly, into a vast array of organisations and charities. Many of these serve to reinforce the Government’s messages, creating an illusion of broad support.
We are not convinced that taxpayers’ money should be given to organisations such as Young Scot, Children and Young People’s Commissioner, Equality Network, Scottish Trans Alliance, Creative Scotland, Scottish Human Rights Commission, Equality and Human Rights Commission (Scotland), Amnesty International (Scotland), White Ribbon, Engender, Crew, Alcohol Focus Scotland, Stonewall, Friends of the Earth, National Parents Forum of Scotland, LGBT Health & Wellbeing, LGBT Youth Scotland, Obesity Action Scotland, Interfaith Scotland, One Scotland, Score Scotland, Coalition for Racial Equality and Rights, Scottish Alliance of Regional Equality Councils, CEMVO, BEMIS, Steve Retson Project, Children in Scotland, Amina (Muslim Women’s Resource Centre, which exists to turn women away from traditional Islamic values), Fast Forward, Starcatchers,Together (Scottish Alliance for Children’s Rights) and the Scottish Book Trust. Do we need both Cycling Scotland and Sustrans?
We oppose the concept of a Citizen's Income or Universal Basic Income. It would subsidise self-indulgence and laziness while undermining the proper sense of responsibility to provide for oneself and one’s family.