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She: Yeh Football ko kick kyun maar rahe hai ?
Me: Goal karne ke liye.
She: Par yeh to already gol hai! :|

Is baar ladke ne block kr diya

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She: Your sexy!
He: Thanks, you're sexy.
She: Thanks

Ek ladake ne facebook pe anjan ladaki ko pataya ,

Fir dono roj phone pe ghanto baat karate the ,

HE – kya kar rahi ho darling ?

She – kuchh nahin net pe baithi hoon ?

HE – tabhi main kahoon net dhima kyon chal raha hai ,

uth ja moti 🙂 🙂

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She : Tumhe kab se call kar rhi thi lag hi nahi rha tha

Me : Call krne ke liye balance bhi hona jaroori hein..

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She: you’re so sweet!
Me: Haan but pehle taste toh karke dekho…

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Me : Hi baby

She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ?

Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha .

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She : You're very cheap...

Me : Haan toh expensive tu afford bhi nahi kar sakti

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Me : What are you doing baby ?

She : Getting bored xoxo

Me : Ab Zero Kaanta khelegi mere saath ?

*This time I BLOCKED her*

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She : Can't talk, whatsapp only...

Me : Kyon gungi ho?

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She: "Aap mujhe aap mat bola kariye, bada odd lagta hai"...

Me: "Aap aap"...

She: "Phir bol diya aapne"...

Me: "Do odds mil ke even ho jata hai"...

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Girl wearing a sareee
Boy:ur stomach is very cute
girl:so......???????
Boy:can i put a baby in this......

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She: Your place or mine?

Me: Mine mein agar dhamaka ho gaya toh?

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