SMS library

Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a ooththappa that went
abroad
for higher education
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛
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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...

A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"

The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!

😜😂

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Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal ...
😂😂😂😂

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Digital India effect...

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u pls disconnect the offer!! 😳🙊😀😜

Keep smiling and have a great day 👍😊😊Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a ooththappa that went
abroad
for higher education
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛
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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...

A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"

The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!

😜😂

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Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal ...
😂😂😂😂

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Digital India effect...

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u pls disconnect the offer!! 😳🙊😀😜

Keep smiling and have a great day 👍😊😊

Couldn't resist this one...enjoy

A farmer is on the hill top with his herd....

A helicopter suddenly lands and a handsome youth comes out.
He approaches the farmer with a swagger and tells him, "if I can tell you accurately the number of cows u have wil u allow me to take one of your calves?"

FARMER thinks and says okay.

The young man presses an app on his smartphone and gets the satellite image on dharwad.indicate where he is, he then sends his co - ordinates to ISRO- which then photographs the area for him. he then calls ISRO to identify all living things in the radius of the hill top and gets an answer 35. He deducts 2 and tells farmer...
you have 33 cows.

Farmer says ok you can have one of my calves.

As the young man is trying to load the animal on to his helicopter, the FARMER says; "if I tell u r name will u return that animal?"

The young guy says ok.

The farmer says : U r RAHUL GANDHI.

The young man is shocked😳, he says, "how did you know ?"

Farmer says, " its Easy, u came here when no one invited you, u used millions of tax payers money to give me information which I have known for years"

By the way these are sheep not cows and could u please return my dog...😂😂😂

FINAL LAW EXAM PAPER (extracted from a real exam)

A woman was driving an old Honda City car when she mistakenly hit a 2017 Range Rover Evoke..

The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover.

The woman with the Honda City called her husband, he replied that he was busy, that she should try fix up things and that they will meet later at home.

The lady with the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "sweetheart someone just hit the birthday gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over."

Few minutes later her boyfriend arrived. He is the husband to the lady with the Honda City car.

Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks).😂😂🤣🤣😬😬

Good news for income tax assesses:

Proposed Income Tax slab rates by Central Board of Direct Taxes to be implemented from the next Financial Year (2017-18)...

There will be 4 slabs unlike 3 at present...

Up to 4,00,000 : Nil

4,00,001 - 10,00,000 : 10%
10,00,001-15,00,000 : 15%
15,00,001-20,00,000 :20%
20,00,001 & above : 30%
It is official information, released this evening by CBDT (as received).

Tax Slab 2017-18 (Income Tax Slab AY 2018-19) Budget 2017 - FinApp Tax Slab for FY 2017-18 (Income Tax Slab AY 2018-19) have been provided based on the Finance Budget introduced by the Hon’ble Finance Minister. While the Income Tax Slabs have been kept unchanged, some interesting changes have been made which will have an impact on the tax liability of Individuals.…

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals 😉

Temples are very interesting places poor begs outside and rich begs inside 😉

What's the height of hope ??
It's sitting in the exam hall holding the question paper in hand and telling your self "dude don't worry exams willget postponed" ;-)

Life never promises you of anything but once u get something never try to loose it because life never promises of giving you back the lost thing too ;-)

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen ;-)

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree ;-)

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton ;-)

The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
- George Will ;-)