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Interview cracking question:-

A train., 150 meters long,is running at 54kmph. the time taken by it to pass a telegraph pole is...?

answer if ur a . :)

Y me....?

Ask urself that........

"R U IN LUV" .?

ri8 guyz.?

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.

He walked closer to him..
and played with his hair softly, sweetly

and….

BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…

and said:

“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago

Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one…

Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

1 .. First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 .. Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 .. Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 .. Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 .. Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 .. If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 .. You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 .. Redo step 4

9 .. At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)

10 .. Make sure that cow milks properly (Testing)

11.. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12.. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls

13.. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)

14.. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)

15.. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk

16.. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)

17.. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

18.. Client is happy???

By this time both the Cows are aged and cant milk.
(The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!Post Views (218)

Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.