Sri Chaitanya Junior College

Adv.

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The Most Touching Lines About School
and College Life





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we came with a fear of not
knowing anybody..........




but we will go with tears after knowing
everybody....

College Life:Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but nopetrol....Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & nonotes...!.Means... Sitting on sea view, 6smokerz & 1 cigarette...!.Means... Principal call for insult, 6gangster & all are saying pehle tu japehle tu ja....Means...1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying,teri bhabhi teri bhabhi...!..Means.! Everything stupid butsumthing sensible Like friendship..

Aisa nahi ki ye zindgi buri hai, par school or
college
life ki baat kuch aur hai..

Aisa nahi ki ab hasi nahi aati,
par dosto me beth kar khil khilane wali baat aur
hai..

Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti,
par exams ki raato me jagne wali baat aur hai..

Aisa nahi ki aage aa kar kuch hasil nahi kiya ho,
par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat
aur hai...

Aisa nahi ki ab zindgi nahi kat rahi hai,
par dosto me zindgi jine ki baat hi kuch aur hai..

I’m a big Cheater But I Dont
Cheat Humanity
I Hate Study But I Love
Technology
I Flirt with Flirts But I respect
.. Lovers. .
World Cant Change me Bt I Can
CHANGE d
world
I dont have books in hands
but I have
revolutionary ideas in mind Meet Me

I’m a

“LAST BENCH STUDENT"

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me last row ki bench se awazaai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Back benchers Rockz... \m/ :D

Classic xample of studnts of different
standards:


1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I
studied everything for exam..


3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was very
hard, so Ileft only dat qstn!


5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important
qstns!


7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r enough
2 pass!


9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??

And in college:


Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai, mere
paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..

9 Advices To college students :P

1> Never Love A Girl/Boy

2> Never Lie To Parents..

3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. . .

4> Always Say Sorry To
Enemies..

5> Never drink alcohol

6> Never Bunk College/ School..

7> Never Roam Till Mid Night

8> Always Study Well
.
9> Die Immediately If You
Follow The Above Eight Advices... :-P

College Life:
Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no
petrol...:p

Means... Exam night, 6 dufers &no
notes...!

Means... Sitting on sea view, 6
smokerz & 1
cigarette...!

Means... Principal call for insult, 6
gangster & all
r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja...!

Means...1 girl, 6 frnds & all r
saying, teri bhabhi
teri bhabhi...!

Means.!
Everything stupid but sumthing
sensible Like friendship...♥ :))

There are 3 types of students: 1, that make wonders happen; 2, that see wonders happen; & 3, my category, that wonder, "What happened?"