First love never die

Plz come back I am alone .....

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai..













Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye,


Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha. :-( :-P :-o

Teacher:
Prasang Sahit Vyakhya Karo -
"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera"

Student:
Ye Line Bollywod Ke Prasidh Kavi Sant,
Shri Emraan Hashmi Ji Ki Rachna
'Murder' Ki Prasidh Kavita
"Bhige Hoth Tere" Se Li Gayi Hai.
Is Kavita Me Kavi Jab Bhi,
Devi Mallika Ko Nirvastra,
Nachte Hue Dekhtey Hai To,
Unka Sabr Tut Jaata Hai Aur Wo Kehte Hai
"Hey Devi Jis Tarha Tumharey,
Hotho Ke Andar Ka Jal,
Tumhari Pyas Bhuja Raha Hai,,
Ussi Tarha Main Bhi Ussi Jal Se
Apni Pyaas Bhujana Chahta Hun",
In Lines Se Humko Kavi Ke Kamine
Evam Ashl!l Hone Ka Ehsas Hota Hai.
Kavi Ke Bhav Saral Evam Spasht Roop Se Tharqii Hai.
Unhone Bahut Kathor Bhavo Ko,
Badi Saralta Se Apni Rachna Me Dikhaya Hai.=))

Teacher Fainted!

Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa
Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai".


Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya..


Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50%
Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti".
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.

Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

A Pig Fell In Love With A Chicken &
They Both Married Each Other.
Next Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu &
The Chicken Died Of Swine Flu...!!
Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani !!

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..



MRP-Rs 15/- only!

Ek college ke kuch ladke
Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob preshan karte the.
Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur
Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye
Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj k baad hum tumhe
Kabhi preshan nhi krenge."
Waiter khush hokr bola
Thnx bhai,main v waada karta hoon
Ki aaj k baad aaplogo ki coffey me
THUKA nhi krunga ! ! " :)

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..


Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!

Ek Pal Hi To Na Mila Dhundne Se
Fir Waqt Se Me Kya Mang Karta?

Jab Tu Hi Nahi Tha Sath Mere
To Kya Kismat Ko Iljam Karta?

Tum Bhi Kahte Ho Mere Pas
Sab Kuchh He Bas Waqt Ki Kami H

Isliye Me Bhi Baitha Hun Akela,
Honthon Par Hansi
Par Aankhon Me Nami H

Jo Tere Bare Me Khas H
Us Baat Ko Tu Mere Liye Aam Kar De

Tu De Chahe Mujhe Kuchh Bhi Na
Bs Apna Ek Pal Mere Naam Kar De.