Maar Yahan Khaoge Ki Ghar Jaake

What is LOVE.?

LOVE is when mom comes at night & say "Soja baaki subha uth k padh lena"

LOVE is when we come back from tution & papa says "Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete".

LOVE is when bhabi says : "Oye hero
ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?" ;)

LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi meri shadi k baad kaun tera Kaam Karega" :P

LOVE is when we are uspet & BROTHER SAYS
"Chal nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai.,"

LOVE IS when FRIEND calls n says "Oye kaminey Zinda hai ki Marr gaya" :D

That's Love ♥ \m/

One day god send a chair to Two Lovers

The Speciality of that chair was that the person sitting on it if says TRUTH,Then the GREEN light would blink & if person sitting on it says LIE, then RED
light would blink

Boy sat on the chair

GIRL : Do you LOVE me?

BOY : Yes I love You (RED light blinks)

GIRL : Don't worry there will be mistake done by god..!!

I'll ask You again 'n then We'll see what Will happen

GIRL : Do You LOVE me?

BOY : Yes I love you ♥ (GREEN light blinks)

Do you know what happened when First Time the Girl asked,

The boy actually was NOT Interested in Love with her

He LIED

But when girl showed her trust on the boy

That boy truly started LOVING the girl

That's LOVE..! ♥

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A gal loves a boy..!!

no one knows except girl :)

A boy loves a gal ♥
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Everyone knows except the girl ;) :P

Husband comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to his Bedroom.

From under the blanket he saw four legs instead of two.

He reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as he can.

Once he's done, he goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As he enters, he sees his wife there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", she says,

"Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.

Hope you have said Hello" :P :D

Married Woman says to her mother " I'm Divorcing him..!!

Mother : But Why..??

Woman : All he want is a**l s*x and my as***le is now the size of 1 rupee coin

It used to be the size of a 25 Paise coin earlier

Mother responds : You're married to a Crorepati lawyer..!!

You live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Chandigarh

You Drive a Aston Martin One 77

You get 100,000 a week allowance

You take 6 vacations a year..!!

and Now You want to throw everything away just for 75 Paise :O :P :D

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them.

After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink.

“So what are your plans?” The father asks the young man.

“I am a Torah scholar.” He says.

“A Torah scholar, Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable,

but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?”

“I will study,” the young man said, and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?” The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.” :D :D

Relationships nowadays

First week : I love you baby..

Second week : Together forever..

Third week : Single..

Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.




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Boy (sharmate huye) - Chahe kuch bhi ho
shadi to main tumse karunga.

Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye. :O :P :P :D

According to A Recent Study:

Cats : Meoowww !!

Dogs : Bhowww !

Ducks : Quack !!

Lions : Roarrr !!

Girls : Awwwwwwwwwwww ♥ :P :D

3 Students didn't Prepared for Test.

They made a Plan. They went to the DEAN next Morning n said
"Sir we had gone for a Wedding n our Car's Tyre Bursted. So we had to push all the way, so we Couldn't Study."

The DEAN Agreed n gave them 3 Days Time

After 3 days they had to sit in 3 "DIFFERENT" Rooms for test..

The paper consisted of just 1 question
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WHICH TYRE BURSTED.??

1. Front Right
2. Front Left
3. Back Right
4. Back Left ???
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This Phenomenon is Called "WAAT LAGNA"..!! ;) :P

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.