Yaar Sone de bahot neend aa rahi hai.

हनी सिंह ~ आज ब्लू है पानी पानी पानी पानी पानी।
हेमा मालिनी ~ ब्लू पानी को भी केंट प्यूरीफायर करे 100% प्योर।

After completing graduation a student took his Girlfriend to his Home.
Father : Who is She?
Son : "Campus Selection"

Friend :"Yaar kal wo mall me Shoes Dekhe. Bahut mehenge the. Verified bhi the ."
Me : Bhai verified wale ko "Nike" bolte hai:P

कौन 'कमबख्त' कहता है, लड़के सोचते कम हैं
,
लड़की एक बार मुस्करा कर तो देखे
,
,
,
शेरवानी के रंग से लेकर
बच्चों तक के नाम सोच लेते हैं।

People who block you on Facebook are the same kids in school who said: "Meri mummy ne tum se baat karne se mana kiya ha...:P

Trur....(y)

:p

Pappu Dukandar se: Rasgula hai??
Dukandar:Nahi hai. . .
pappu: Dekh Loonga. . .
Dukandar(gusse mein): Kiya dekh lega bc. . .!!
Pappu:bhai Dusri Dukan pe. .

When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me
feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(