Iraqi Catch And Release Foundation

Caught this f-word trying to bite our domesticated tuna

Please remember to not let your children enter the cat enclosure without express permission from a member of staff

This big fella's in our garden demanding a haircut. Someone come pick him up please also tell him to keep the bangs they suit him.

F**K! I knew this would happen. Never letting those bastard elephants out again.

I'm hearing construction work and jet engines from the Elephant pen. Seriously hope they don't have that F-16 in there.

One of the Elephants goes out for a walk and a Japanese F-16J "just so happens" to go missing from the local airbase while he's out. Gonna have to keep an eye on this...

Got locked in the Badger bunker for a few days, normal service will return soon

PLEASE, we cannot stress this enough, please do not go ANYWHERE NEAR this man. The government were supposed to deal with him but after the war he has been allowed to run free as the special section set up to hunt down all hybrids was dissolved along with the Ba'athist government.

Why not come and see our big pig collection this Monday?

Nailed the fu**er. Blood everywhere though, won't be able to use the safari experience jeeps for a while, sorry.

Gary went in to check and now he's not answering the radio we need help right now

Don't look in the garage we are deadly fu***ng serious