Who is who in Gusii Politics

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Details on Raila Odinga's Final Treatment Raila Odinga's treatment in October 2025 was prompted by a minor stroke he suffered in Kenya shortly before his departure.

I have nothing much to add only to mention that Prof. Sam Ongeri was the Education Minister during my time in school and I would like to know why he allowed the Syllabus to teach us about diatomite mining in Kariandusi near Gilgil a few kilometers from Lake Elementaita? Alafu kwa exam they ask you to name the key economic activities of people living around the Nyika plateau and Kano plains. If you meet the good professor, kindly ask him whether this was fair and what was the ultimate goal?
Alafu there was this question of measuring distance using a string, hapo Karionya alikua anafunga macho and randomly picks between the provided choices. While kids in Japan were studying components of an engine, back in the village we were naming parts of a grasshopper like antenae and compound eyes.

Pay teachers what they want coz they are capable of breakinag bad.

Hopefully the man's curse will escape the local MCA's household.

Greetings from Karionya and company, good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Sometimes, it’s unwise to jump into discussions without taking time to analyze what’s being said. However, remaining silent while others discuss current affairs isn’t always the best choice either. Here are my thoughts on the current political situation in the country esipesieri around Raila: My thoughts guide me to the spiritual ambit and to the the case of the biblical Satan. We’ve often been told that Satan is depicted as a devil with horns, red eyes, a sharp tongue, and a tail. In church, we hear that he is the worst being to ever exist. Yet, few acknowledge that he was created by God Jehovah Jireh himself.
No one seems willing to explore what led humanity to harbor such hatred for Satan. I conducted a brief investigation to identify Satan's sins, and I found only four, which are listed below:
1. Pride: Satan's desire to be equal to or greater than God led to his rebellion and fall from grace.
2. Rebellion: He opposed God's authority, leading a rebellion against divine order.
3. Deceit: Known as the "father of lies," Satan is associated with deception, misleading humanity (e.g., the temptation of Eve in the Garden of Eden).
4. Temptation: He tempts individuals to sin, encouraging them to stray from God's commands.
Those are the only sins he committed leading to the world ganging against him, forming churches and mosques to abuse him every other day na kumukanyaga kanyaga. We have done millions of songs against him including size 8’s that is only about mateke against Satan. In my view, if Satan swallows his pride, a 30 seconds prayer will deliver him from the kingdom of "satan" and deliver him to the right hand side of the King of Kings. Those sins dont sound as weighty as what we see around. Whenever people kill, r**e. assault, steal, sleep with cows and goats etc, they always blame Satan. Yet it is not documented anywhere that Satan committed such sins. Pastors are eating their flock left right and center in the business of fighting the devil and when caught, they always blame the devil. I don’t want to belabor on Satan’s case coz I am not his advocate.
Back to Raila. He has been called every other name, Muguroki, Lord of poverty, Conman, murderer and all sorts of other bad things. We have always expected him to come through for us every other time we elect bad leaders into office. He has always offered himself for election but we always show him the middle finger but when our favourite elected leaders go on overdrive on our rare ends, we are always crying at him eloooi eloooi Baba save us, they are changing gear inside it has even started to remove smoke. And in most cases, no, in all cases, Baba has always come through for us. But what do we do? We always go back to default settings and start throwing mud at him. The other day while Gen Z were doing their thing, he was busy juggling his political balls has he has always done since 1972. They told him to keep off, and off he kept. While Gen Zs were holding the government by the balls, he was caressing the government to consider his foot soldiers and he was given a few slots in government. He never interfered with the Gen Zs demos. He actually encouraged them to tighten the grip. At 80 years, he has done enough for this country. We have shafted him a good one, when he lost his first-born son, we said he sacrificed him for political power. Whenever he visits his friends in Nigeria, we say he has gone to refuel his Juju. If he goes quiet for 7 days, we say he is chewing our monies othe government thieves. And I have to end this rant with a dive. If you feel Raila has betrayed you and he is a conman, we have robust alternatives. Lets go and ship our grandfathers, fathers and uncles from their busy schedules of playing ajua and draft in village shopping centers and bring them to Nairobi to fight for us. Those ones will never betray us, they will not con us, and they are God fearing.
Lets bow and pray.

Dr. Monica Juma was Uhuru's CS. If Ruto considers her in the new cabinet, he will be happy and Kenya will be happy. I am yet to come accross any kenyan who has anything negative to say about her. She ticks all the boxes of a performing CS.

Wait, what if Raila was told to show up or they nominate Didmus Barasa for AU Chair?

I have always entertained thoughts that colonization was a good thing for us. I will keep on entertaining them until I get answers to questions like, why did we stop using fire and smoke to communicate and moved to whatasapp? Or why don’t we trek to Minnesota to and bring our relatives who were forcefully taken as slaves? Or why are we always flooding their embassies with envelopes asking for Visas? Anyway that is not my point today!
Remember the other day; less than 5 years back? – The memes we used to share? The ones mocking families glued to their phones, oblivious to each other? Back then, the digital world felt like an awkward and unwelcome intruder, threatening to tear apart our precious African family fabric. Well, fast forward to 2024, and the joke is rubbing on us like some dance style I saw in Club Seasons, Old Mutual building, 1st floor in 1974. The digital space hasn't just infiltrated our lives but completely “colonized” us. Whenever Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerburg feels bored and switches off their platforms, back in Africa our sugar levels shoot to a point of asking the government to step down or we overthrow it using the power of social media. Or when the daughter of Zuckerburg’s mother-in-law suspects that he is sheepishly smiling in some Michelle’s inbox and orders him to shut down the platform or else he shows us what Delilah showed Samson in the garden of Galilee, back in Africa we have already developed a story on why the president ordered it to be shut down coz a story about his side-chick was about to trend or whatever.
What's even more interesting is that the things we used to do behind closed doors – the silliness, the awkward teenage phases are now being recorded, the unfiltered family dynamics – are now playing out on a global stage. Reminds me of some Kisii karateka woman and her pastor husband. While the woman’s kicks were flying all over, the husband was busy counselling her and telling her how she has become a disgrace to womanhood. Such stuff are no longer confined by the walls of our houses or the social norms of our villages, they are being delivered direct to our eyes and ears in real time. If you say something and we want more “tea”, we will ask “Uko na fideo?”. Gen Z is taking the internet by storm, embracing every shade of absurdity with wide-open arms. For them they post everything they do and I don’t have a problem with that, reason being, this things used to happen only that they were never recorded and shared online. You see the attached photo of a grass thatched hut, if the video of what used to happen inside those walls is shared online, Gen Z be embarrassed of being lazy and awkward.
Gen Z parents are walking all over with well-guarded secrets. What Pastor Kanyari did on TikTok is just a dash of what his generation are doing but they are wise enough not to share it online. The digital world has become such a natural extension of ourselves. Maybe it's because the line between "private" and "public" has become a bit blurry in the age of constant connection. Or maybe, just maybe, it's because Gen Z is simply more comfortable expressing themselves for the likes and followers.
Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the digital landscape has become a giant playground for mankind. It's a space where they can experiment, explore, and forge new forms of connection. You are in Nyakembene village and slide your hand into some parts of a human being at 18:21 Hrs and at 18:23Hrs. you are trending online depending on how unique the slide was. And if you are an important human being in the society, at 18:26Hrs you will receive a call from a battery of bloggers asking you to quote your price to kill the story.
Whether this is the way the Europeans and Americans have used to colonize us in the 21st century by throwing technology at us so that we can colonize ourselves is not for me to answer. I leave that to conspiracy theorists to figure it out for us. By the way did they give the final verdict on General Ogolla’s crash? Ama they are still trying to link it with the assassination of JF Kennedy to make it sound more clear and authentic?
Yote tisa, hope mlikumbuka kupanda miti!

A reformed Bandit posed a question, “During banditry trainings, an intern bandit is given a single bullet and sent to the forest to hunt and he must come back with an animal, our government soldiers are trained by carrying electricity poles, when they meet in a war field, whom do you think will win?”
Sad thing is, the government that is supposed to respond has completely gone mute.
The IG is threatening doctors that they are becoming a nuisance and if they don’t behave, he will unleash his pole carrying trained mboys on them and they will see what Kinjenketile saw in Swaziland in 1902 when he tried to think like King Muswati during the annual reed dance extravaganza.

To add on what my senior Onyinkwa Onyakundi has said, let this nonsense about earning from content creation end here and today. Even if you create one million acres of content, it will not earn you any reasonable penny if the content cant be appealing to somebody and next week as well. The Embarambamba nonsense will give you a few likes for a day and that will be the end of it. Get your ass down and create some decent content and that way, you will start having a conversation on how much to invoice. Don’t confuse likes with currency. If you cant get somebody to advertise on your page/platform ni kuku tu unaosha miguu. If nobody picks his gadget to check on what you have posted like how we check on what Mwalimu Andrew has posted or Silas Gisiora Nyanchwani or even Flaqo, get the rubbish ourra here. I have seen femeos swinging their behinds all over the internet in the name of creating content but they end up trolled and miserable. One of the quickest methods to draw depression from the online community is to get likes and confuse them for a following. The following that Tanzania’s Diamond or Murife Inajoma and Culture his fellow madman commands online, cannot be compared with the following that Embarambamba gets by behaving like a rogue praying mantis. Whenever you create content, make sure that content is mature and it can attract a mature audience coz that is where the money is. If you can only attract teenagers and the likes wewe zima hiyo kitu. Hao watoto watatoa pesa wapi wakulipe?