Quotes & Jokes

WE DO NOT INHERIT THE EARTH FROM OUR ANCESTORS, WE BORROW IT FROM OUR CHILDREN

Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, every problem comes to make us or break us, the choice is ours... whether we become victim or victorious!

If you are right then there is no need to get angry and if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

Patience with family is love. Patience with others is respect. Patience with self is confidence.

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Sometimes the road traveled is more beautiful and worthwhile than the destination reached.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

My life is my message. - Mahatma Gandhi

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.