02/11/2020
Laugh wan kee me (Lwkm) 😅😂😂😂😂😅
1a. It's sounds funny when short
people try to remember their
childhood and be like.... "when I was
small" As if they are not still small 😅😅
1.Nothing is sweeter like dating three girls who bear the same name...you post status, "I love you blessing"... and everyone will be happy
sense we not kee me 🤣🤣
2. Sometimes you look at your parents and wonder if they gave birth to you through s*x, they look so innocent when they are advising you 😂😂
3. No woman is perfect, just choose your witch and manage her like that 😅😅
4. I asked an Igbo girl, "Money aside, what else do you love" She said " the money you put aside" 🤣🤣
5. A girl with no bra putting on a very big polo can understand what freedom is. 😂😂
6. Dad asked for a boy and mum asked for a girl. They were blessed with Bobrisky 😅😅
7. Dangote is rated 136th richest man in the world..... My position is just making me laugh 🤣🤣
8. If you know any unemployed graduate with Bachelor's degree and Diploma, please kindly extend my greetings
to them and let them know that education is the key but African leaders have changed the padlock 😂😂
9. Today is the happiest day of my life. I saw myself on TV when I switched it off 😅😅
10. Ladies I've been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know. 🤣🤣
11. .I seriously need free mode on YouTube they should remove the sound I'll watch it like that 😂😂
12. God please punish my friends for my sins, they are the ones corrupting me 😅😅
13. .Old people will act as if they know everything until its time to load Airtime on their phone. 🤣🤣
14. .Sis, Because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible Man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH 😂😂
15. When African parents are scolding
you, you have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted and used against you. . 😅😅
16. You keep on reading that you don't know number 12 was missing..
Lol you found out you were been tricked
Now let's continue... 🤣🤣
17. Do you remember when you were
small and you thought the moon use
to follow you, That's when your
stupidity started 😂😂
18. The most respected persons in
Nigeria are those sharing food at
wedding ceremony. . you can't greet them 10times am talking 4rm experience 😅😅
19. My dear Igbo girls Please repeat
after me.. It's called GUITAR AND
NOT JINTAR, okay? Thankiu. . 🤣🤣
20. Some guys will say girls don't love
them because they don't have money,
you sef bros, as you don't have
money do you love yourself?? ......bros hustle 😂😂
21. I tell you, Gone are the days when
boys take off their hat when greeting
elders,, now they will just remove one
earphone... 😅😅
22. The way people inside KEKE will be
looking at you while trekking, it will
be as if they're inside private jet... 🤣🤣
23. Our parents will be comparing us
with our mates as if Bill Gates and
Dangote are not their mates..... Mama
and papa, We hear una . 😂😂
24. Last night as I was coming home,
some armed robbers stopped me and
I ran, as I was running I saw bkhm I
ran back to the armed robbers for
safety... . 😅😅
25. When God wanna play ur
video on judgment day and it
shows "Viewer discretion +18"
just jejely walk to hell fire straight
don't delay us on the queue 🤣🤣
XTRA JOKES
26. Some girls will visit u once
with BIG hand bag and take all ur
properties. Pls if u knw any "Mhiz Issa Bae slay queen mama twerk ass"help me beg her to pls
return my TV remote, Toothpaste, 3spoons
and USB cord. thank you!!! 😂😂
27. Black people should stop
praying in English, i heard
someone saying "Lord i forgive u 😅😅
28. When ur girlfriend is very lazy
in doing house chores but very
good in bed, ur family members
will be complaining and u will be
like "hmmm, u people don't
know this girl well oo" 🤣🤣
29. U won't know that u are a fine
boy untill u are caught stealing in
the market that's when people
will start saying, "ah, eyah, this
kind fine boy na thief.... 😂😂
30. I will never buy film from
street hawkers again... Today i
bought IRON MAN from one of
the street hawkers, when i
played it on my DVD it was
showing a man IRONING his shirt
I just switched off the TV and
cried for 2hours 😅😅
31. Some people think this group is a library , they just come to read posts and comments and leave 🤣🤣
32. In order for this group to last long, I think we should marry ourselves, so that our children and grandchildren will take over when we are not alive
abi what do you think?* 😂😂
31. I want to marry a woman that will come back from market and see me with a lady and say,,,honey you are enjoying ooo 😅😅
31. Dont tell me you can't share this to 5 facebook groups to make others to laugh 😄
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