Déra Brown

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn’t attend.😕😕😂

In some homes
Looking for your kids? Turn off the Wi-Fi and suddenly they appear😆😅

MY mom keeps complaining I'm lazy.
The thing is I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy saving mode😥😉

You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t know where something is? MOM!😕😅😅

Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.”
Don't you think?
😅😀

FART💀 when people big you... It makes them feel strong😉

I always learn from mistake of others who take
my advice😕😅😅

I think my iPhone is broken😥..I pressed the home button and I'm still at work😩😩

That awkward moment when you realize that
“deleting History” is more important than “creating
History” nowadays.😒😌😂

When people go underwater in movies, I like to
hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation😐😐

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they
sent a piece of my finger to my Bestie since he was all I got. He said he needs more proof 😑.
Darn it dude😐😖