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MY SICK NEIGHBOUR (READ TO END SO FUNNY)🙆😂

My Neighbour👨🏿‍🦰 was sick🤢 and invited a native doctor👳🏿‍♂️
I warned and pleaded🗣️ with him, begged him. wait for God's time but he refused, I left him. so he went inside his house🛖 with the native doctor👳🏿‍♂️ so after the native doctor finished doing his enchantment, he told my Neighbour👨🏿‍🦰 that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another Person and my Neighbour Greedily agreed.👍🏾👍🏾

The Native Doctor👳🏿‍♂️ then told my Neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his 🏡house. He should shout "🗣️taar" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, except the person reply with "🗣️retaar" to backfire. my neighbour agreed and the native doctor let in hurry, forgetting to collect his 💰money for the service he offered.

My neighbour👨🏿‍🦼 sat down in his parlour and kept his 🚪door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that 🚪door.

The Native Doctor👳🏿‍♂️ then remembered that he forgot to Collect🫳🏿 his 💰money and decided to go back and collect it. My neighbour shouted "🗣️taar" and the native doctor shouted 🗣️"retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again "reretaarh" the native doctor replied "retartartah" the noise started since yesterday morning up till now they are still shouting
"rerererererererereretaaaaaaaaaarh"🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😂

W!ckedness is when you read this post and you refuse to hit the like button my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

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3 abeg 🤣🤣

Time to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. I visited my aunty today and she gave me 2k for transport, Omo I looked my leg, my leg looked me and we both smiled 😁

2. I don buy sêwíng machine oo, na wife material come remain🙎😂😂

3. A good girlfriênd will say to his boyfrieñd "baby, you have súff£red so much in this life😔, k!!ll me and use me for rítú@l". Guys should I increase the volume? 🤷😂😂😂

4. My brother better hūstle oo, nothing go do people wey no help you. I just say make l update you😂😆

5. Some girls are very pōōr in r0mânçe.... you will hīt her with a pillow then Boom!! She's ch@sīng you with a kn!fe 🔪😳😂😂😆

6. Me: it's over
Cynthia: I thought you said I was the girl of your dream 😔

Me: yeah, but I woke up 🤭😂😂

7. Welcome to Nigeria where the truth will never set you free...
Mum: who ate the meat inside the pot of soup? If you cønf£ss, I will spâre you.
Me: mummy I'm the one, please I'm so sørry 😭😭
Mum: Eh, favour get me that fresh pëpper and bêlt there, lemme correct this boy before he starts rúbb!ng banks😂😂😂

8. Bros if you like, skíp my post. It is written "many are called, but few are chosen", many will read, but few will reaçt 🤷😆

9. That moment when your dad called you "OLODO" and you whíspered "YOU NKO🙄" and your younger sibling heard it 🙆.... My brother, Jesus said it's fin!shed 😂😂😂

10. I thought I have known everything in biology, not until one girl told me that aquatic animals are those animals from Akwa-ibom state 🙆

I just lôçked my door and cr!ed for 2 hours 😭

Check let's cry together 🤭😂😂

Abeg..I wan ask, dis English dey confûse me. Is it feeling station or
fueling station abi na filling station 🤷

is dead already 😭🤣