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Laughter wey pass Jokes 🤣🤣🤣
Abeg Laugh Jhoor 😂🤣😂😂
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1) When life starts sh0wing you pëpper, kindly make pëpper soup out of it

I say make I motivate you small😂😂🤣

2) Sh0rt Vawulence: Dear tall pe0ple, pls d0n't be tall for n0thing. L00k forward and tell us what the future's for us

Tall Vawulencia: Sh0rt p£0ple sh0uld n0t be sh0rt f0r n0thing too. They should do the needful and tell us the r00t of our pr0bl£ms😂😂🤣

3) Na this year P-Square suppose sing 'E No Easy Eehh'

And then feature me, make I express my fēelings for verse 3😂😂😂

4) When your dad gives 8k to go and buy füel, then on the way you decide to spēnd 2k with the hope of buying fúel of 6k.

Only for you to get a call from your dad, as you just finïshed spënding the môney, to come back home say NEPA don bring light😂🤣🤣

5) Vawulence: If soap and water makes the b0dy clean, what makes t0wel d!rty?

Vawulencia: Y0u f0rgot that out of dúst, you're cr£áted?😅😂😂

6) Some people actually l00k n0rmal until y0u däte them, then y0u realize why y0u met them single🤣🤣😂

7) If the communication in you relationship's decreasing, just know it's likely increasing somewhere else

I just say make I update you small😷😷😂

😎 Imagine marrying an 0ld man because of his m0ney and pr0perty and y0u d!£ fess🏃‍♀️🧐🧐🤣

9) Some gals can make a Doctor førget what he studied in school

Which one is, "I'm having çhést páiñ all ovér my b0dy??🤣🤣😂

10) Kñ!fé d0n't kill p£0ple

P£0plé kill p£0plé🤷‍♂️🙄😂

Everyone must laugh😂😂😂😂

1) Imagine if PTA meeting do exist in University...
Parents: How is my son coping in classes?
Lecturer: i have never seen this young man in my life.😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😂😂

2) i don't blãme anyone who left me. I mean look at me😎😎i even want to lêâve myself 😂😂😂😂😂

3) Heart attâçk is when you call your babe, then you hear the voice of a naked man saying who is that goat

4) You guys don't know this... this life is líke a spoon... i don't even know what i'm saying, i just feel like a motivation speaker😂😂😂

5) i may not know you, but i know your phone number start with '0'
E shøck u?😂😂😂😂😂😂

6) Alert!! Alert!! Sçāmmers are everywhere but bring 20k let me teach you how to avoïd them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) my guy carry one hōok-up girl yesterday he already get ready make he fúck he 0ff girl pänt see jesus tatoo for the girl yansh he run

8) Rich people phone are always in silēnce or on víbration...
Na only poor men they set ringíng tone😂😂😂😂😂

9) Bros abeg.... Reason with her, if she no fine today, she go makeup tomorrow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10) Nigeria mothers... After one hôt slāp they will still be líke, "i will not touch you till your father come, Abeg the slâp is for what😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11) You.. Yes you.. You are planning on skïpping without addíng me for more after you have laughed out your sorr0ws😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

12) Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge, I appreciate you guys alot and love you all so much,my darlíngs you guys are amazing don't fôrget and I wish you well guys ♥️

AFRICAN MOTHERS Jokes❤️☺️ 🤣🤣

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm S0rry!" And
she replies, "S0rry for yourself!".
🤦‍♂️😂😓

2) When you ask her where you should dr0p
something and she says, “Dr0p it on my
he@d.".🙄🙆‍♂️😂

3) When she brings food wr@pped in a
nylon bag from a p@rty.☺️❤️

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fēv£r.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have
f£vër when you press phone every night”. 😂😏

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she r£plies, “So the person that
took first has two he@ds abi?”.😂🤔

6) When she takes the DSTV r£mote to work,
just to pūn!sh you.😓😪

7) When you are watching television with
her and then she slēpt øff and still doesn’t
want you to ch@nge the channel.😭😭

8) When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When
last did that friend come here to play with
you?.🙄🤣

9) When she asks you if the food she s£rved
you is enough, and you reply no, and she
says, come and £āt me na😭🤣

10) When she tells you, if I hear Pe£m, you
will hear W£en.😂🙆‍♂️😂

11) When she touches høt p0t comfortably
without a cloth or paper.😋😂

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't k!Il my
mother, so you will not k!lI me''.😒😶

13) When she calls you from your room
upst@irs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her pūrse😭😭

14) When you ask her to r£fúnd the môney
you borrøwed her and she tells you, "All the
food you have been £ating in the house
nko? Which môn£y did you think was used
in buying them?''😭😭

I LOVE YOU 💗 MUM 💖

IF YOU LOVE YOUR MUM 💖 SAY SOMETHING SPECIAL TO HER💖❤️

HAPPY SUNDAY

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Flory Hamdy, Zanele Mdimande, Princess Olawumi, Muluh Pascaline, Melezy Jacob, Dibuseng Maledu, Ammy Gold Olori Adigun, Luciana Nguenha, Sharon Baadjies, Mër Çïé, Mana Deng, James Demetres, Rïtà Ôtèmù, Alima Wothaya, Theresa Nsefik, Charlene Booysen, Rebeccah Nyabuto, Lucy Patey, Dorathy Pwajok, Makhalo Mehoo, Anne Busolo, Joy Infinity, Grace Imbayi, Richie Debbie, Kimberlin Couteau, Tozama Mngoma, Nqobile Phambili, Eunice Mwango, Quinivete Quinivete, Penn diospar, Olaitan Chritiana Oluwole, December Rushthu, Âhâñdikwâh Shenseea, Abigail Ojochenemi, Ferister Beib, Gbòlágàdé Báshmâñ, Cynth Cynthia, It'z Asematie, Young Singer, Itz Mhiz Santity, Margaret Konsolo, Ope Isekolowo, Ashley Vee, Thembisile Radebe, Maka Sfundo, unknown Mariana noone, El Fîn, Queen Obiorah Esther Blessing, Daniel Emeka, Aderin Sola

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✍️🤣BUR!AL OF MATHEMATICS🤣✍️

⚗️Chemistry and his 🧔brother ⚖️Physics, with d€€p 😭sorrow, announce the 🗣️📢dē.ath of their father🧔 Mr. Mathematics📈✍️, who !ied in a ser!ous calculation🤯 on blackboard road, off chalk avenue.😭✍️

🥦🌽Agriculture has promised to🗣️ provide land for the bur!al⚰️ while 🎭Fine Art will make and decorate🎀🎇 the coff!n respectively.⚰️

📊Entrepreneurship and his wife Commerce have pledged to 🗣️provide food🍜 and transport🚖 for the møurners.😪

Religious🙏 study will pray for the søul of the depārted.⚰️🤲

✍️🗣️Histøry and her friend 🗺️Geøgraphy will narrāte✍️ the life story of the late Mr. Mathemat!cs⚰️ to the m0urners.😪😭✍️

😁English will be the master of ceremony and 🦋Biology will tell the møurners the d!seāse👽 that k!lled the late Mr Mathemat!cs😓⚰️

🗣️"I must sůe his body⚰️ for the money he borrøwed from me."😒 says Accøunting.👨‍💼🙆‍♀️
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I KNOW I AM NOT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE, BUT CHEERS TO THOSE WHO APPRECIATE ME

A LETTER TO GARRI 📨

Dear Garri,

I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left… Through thick and thin…. Through highs and low…. So I decide to define you in a special way: ☺️

G - Giver of energy
A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)
R - Ride or Dieee
R - Reducer of weakness
I - Increaser of joy

Some people have described you in many ways like
.. Students power
.. Life support
.. The last hope of the common man
.. Weakness extinguisher

You are the first son of cassava
The sibing of Fufu
The father of Eba
The cousin to Abasha

My love for you is indescribable.

Corn flakes came but he left me 😔

Golden morn also came but left me too …
But you came and stood by me 🥺

I think you should be added to the first aid box because youre indeed a life saver ⛑️

Yours sincerely,
Your favorite customer ✍️

COKER FAVOUR A.