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INSHALLAH MOHAMMAD QASIM IS KHALIFAT UL ALLAH AL MAHDI

AJJ K BAAD ME IS GROUP ME KOI POST NAHI KRUNGA Q K MENE HANSI MAZAK ME BOHOT GHALAT WAQT ZAYA KIYA HAI OR AB SE MERI TOBA HE AB SIRF KHUWAHISH HAI ALLAH K KHALIFA SE MILNE KI WHERE ARE YOU MOHAMMAD QASIM I SEE YOU IN MY DREAM AND I BELIEVE YOU ARE REAL IN REAL LIFE

MUJHE MALOOM NAHE K AB KAL JO ME DEKH RAHA HUN WO SUCH HAI YAA JHOOT YA YE MERA WEHEM HE LEKIN JISKO BHI MERI BAAT BURI LAGE LAGTI RAHE LAKIN YEHI SUCH HAI OR ME JANTA HUN K YE SUB HAMARY PYAARE ALLAH PAK KI TARAF SE HE

MERA NAME SYED ABDUL GHAFOOR BIN SYED MOHAMMAD ISLAM HAI OR AJJ MERA BIRTHDAY HAI OR ME 13 SAAL KA HOGAYA HU OR ME KISI SE BHI JHOOT NAHIE BOLUNGA MENE AJJ KHUWAB ME DEKHA HAI K 2012 ME QAYAMAT NAHI AYEGI LEKIN HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W KI OLAAD SE UNKE BETEY SYED MOHAMMAD QASIM ALLAH K AKHRI KHALEEFA IS DUNYA ME MOJOOD HAIN OR HAMARY MULK PAKISTAN ME HAIN OR HUMAIN UNHEN PEHCHAAN LENE KI ZAROORAT HAI ALLAH BOHOT JULD UNHEN APNE PAIGAAM KO LOGON TAK POHCHAANY KA HUQM DEGA OR WO PHIR SUBKO SUCH SUCH BTA DENGY K ALLAH NE UNSE KIA KAHA HAI OR KIA KUCH UNHONY KARNA HAI HUMAIN SIRF UNKA SATH DENA HAI ALLAH KI RAZA K LIYE ME KASAM KHATA HUN K WO JUB BHI AYENGY ME UNKA HATH DUNGA PR APKO BHI KEHTA HUN K AP BHI SATH DENA Q K WO WAQT DOOR NAHI KO WO HAMARY BEECH HON OR HUMSE BAAT KRE ALLAH HUM SUB KO DUNYA OR JANNAT ME UNKA OR HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W KA SATH NASEEB FARMAYE AMEEN 19/09/2012

American and Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

American says

"Let's play a game.

I will ask you a question.

If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5

and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

American asks the first question

What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?

Indian doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $5

Now, it's Indian turn ;)

He asks American

"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs ?"

American searches the net and asks all his smart friends.

After an hour, he gives Indian $500

American going nuts and asks

"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"

Indian reaches his pocket and gives American $5 ! :P

Moral : Indian Rocks \m/ Gori chamdi shocks :D:D

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