i wanna fraandship...i lukin for sincere fraandship!

We realise this country's going through alot of problems right now and independence day provides something for every to be cheerful about and we know you guys have the purest of intentions too, but fraandshipers please understand.. silencer utar kay bike chalanay say is mulk ko koi faida nahin hona..

Sorry we've been away for over a year and a half, alot has changed since Nov 2011. And even though we were going to make this status about the Taher Shahs and Amir Liaqats of this world, we changed our minds and though it might be better to announce simply that we are back (applause). From the streets of Ichra to the parking at Dolmen Mall, from every crowded ishara to outside the glass windows of that new place near MM Alam road. We sincerely apologise for the time we were away and want to assure every little fraandshipper inside of you that we are back, just like those new night time text message packages and are going to try and help make your roza's just that much more bearable. Because wherever there's a bachi, there's fraandshipers and wherever there's fraandshipers.. there's us...

-MK

Happy Eids days to allz the fraandshipers fraands..

Damn it Steve Jobs is dead.. all the fraandshipers are out selling their ipods and China iphones before Apple shuts down and they lose all their value..

Fraandshiper Code Article 29: A fraandshiper never volunteers to pay for lunch, nashta, snacks or night lunch with the "boys" unless everyone else proves that they do not have enough money to cover the bill..

As Ramadan draws to a close, the fraandshipers get their stereo systems out, their good (shiny) shalwar kameez ready and their bling (250 wali ghari and chain) polished cuz you know theyre gonna party their asses of on Eid cuz they actually managed to keep most of their fasts legit this year and had good reason for not keeping the rest.. yaar ami nay kaha tha chiri roza rakh lo wo 12 bajay kay baad khul jata hai..

In the madness of Friendship Day, we almost forgot to upload a status about friendship day, or as the fraandshipers call it.. Day. The great thing about Day is that the fraandshipers think they have a legit excuse to go and bug all the people of the opposite gender they can see and we mean EVERYBODY, it doesnt matter if your a man, woman, child or ass-fat.. on Day everybody gets the looks from the fraandshipers..

Thankyou to all yawll fraandshipers for helping us reach the 1000 fan mark.. just goes to show how popular fraandshiping really is..

Its Ramadan.. and the fraandshipers are sad cuz for a whole month they cant use the 'Devil calls me Dad' line because they're afraid people will make fun of them by sayin ur sons locked up in prison..

FraandshiperFact : Getting date-raped is a common side-effect of being Awais Ayoub..

Now thats summers in full swing, the fraandshipers have a chance to showcase all the incredible attire theyve been accumulating over the winters, showcasing new shirts with multi-coloured dragon prints and fraandship braclets their khalas gave them are high on the agenda..