I'm From Pakistan, so I'm Automatically Cooler Than u.

Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

r**e ho raha hai :D
Dhoni: hony do :/

“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe

Double Insult :P

Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!


(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?

Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! =P :xD

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.

Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.



Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?





Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi :D

Girl:Jan Aj Me Tume Wo Jaga Dikati Hu Jaha Mera pendix Ka Operation Hua Tha.

Boy Khush Ho Kr Dikaho Dikaho

Girl: Wo Deko military Hospital. :D

We live in a society where pizza can reach your house before the police or the ambulance

Eid Mubarik =)

dear weather !
stop being romantic :D

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agar dil anda hota to Bollywood ki movies and songs k names kesy hoty ??? =D