Ministry of laughter and Creativity (SOMALIA)

Mhhh slay bandit mmmm hahahaha

Now everyone known as Abby dad (baba abby) is officially called RUTO

Man U for U
September-one win
October-one win
November-one win
Manchester united are wining once every month.
Its like monthly periods.
So introducing the new # womanchester united with Joyce maureenho as head coach
1-Daisy De Gea
2-Antonnete Valencia
3-lucy shaw
4-Edna Bailly
5-Mercy Rojo
6-pauline pogba
7-Melody Depay
8-Joan Mata
9-zainab Ibrahimovic
10-Coleen Rooney
11-Annet Martial

look up the moon and the sun are up

Transfer window is still open...done deals
1.ibra(manutd)free
2.baily(manutd)undiclosed
3.asano takuma(arsenal)undiclsosed
4.ken lusaka(jap)undiclosed
5.otuoma not confirmed
6.ababu namwamba-personal terms
agreed but his club(odm)are not willing to
release him.

AN ANGRY WIFE (Esther) TO HER HUSBAND
(Mboya)
ON PHONE.
Esther: Where the hell are you its already
past
midnight?????
Mboya: Honey, you remember that gold shop
where you
saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in
love with it?
Esther (cooled down): Yes, my king
Mboya: Remember I had no cash to buy it
for you that
day & I said I will buy it for you one day?
Esther ( relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes i
remember
my love!
Mboya: And i told uu i will buy the one with
white and blue colour?
Esther:(complet ely relaxed).Yes i do
remember my Man...
Mboya: Good, I am at a bar next to that
jewellery shop!
Esther: thunder fire you, mad man.i hate you
Holy sheep..........

When you are dating an educated and
civilized woman who has class and
ambition, you get texts such as these:
1. Morning my dear. Hope you had a
wonderful night. How are you today? Wake
up get ready for work. Don't forget to apply
for that vacancy I showed you yesterday.
2. Yes darling. I miss you so much. Anyway,
have a nice lunch, I am heading out for
lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love
you.
3. Yes Dear I'm at the shop now. What
should I buy for you ?
But when you are dating these gold-
digging, Shida-thirsty divas in town, whose
only asset is their looks as well as being
trendy with fashion, you get texts such as
these:
1. Morning baibe, share me credit, plz bae.
2. Hello sweet babez I am coming for pizza
Steers over lunch? And Someone is selling
nice perfumes can I take one plz. Luv u
xoxoxo much.
3. Hey hundsome, Share credit plz. Also
wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling ma
skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and
brazilian hair. You will let me knw when u r
ready to get me these. Loving u lots, mwaa