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10/04/2026

LIBRARIANS ARE LIKE SEARCH ENGINES EXCEPT THEY SMILE, THEY TALK TO ME, THEY DONT GIVE ΜΕ PAID-FOR ADVERTISING WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP, AND THEY HAVE ACTUAL HEARTS.

10/04/2026

Asking me if I like reading is like asking me if I like breathing

10/04/2026

I was the kid who got in trouble for reading past my bedtime.

10/04/2026

Reading for as little as six minutes can reduce stress by 68%, slow your heartbeat, ease muscle tension, and positively alter your state of mind

10/04/2026

Some people want to rob a bank. I want to rob a library.

10/04/2026

Why dont you read the books you already own before buying new books why dont you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? Thats what you sound like. Thats how crazy you sound right now

10/04/2026

Leaving the house with a book: (What really happens): 2% Time spent reading. 98% Time spent carrying it around

10/03/2026

Name the author of the book youre currently reading and let others guess the title.

10/03/2026

They say money cant buy happiness, but I have a receipt from the bookstore telling a whole different story.

10/03/2026

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book

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