Turbo Mort for President 2028

I will put funding back into PBS if I am elected.

When you're done yelling, do me a favor and get out of here!!

I've been hearing about this "Transgender for All" policy that Conservatives seem to talk abou that they seem to want.. To help gain their vote, I'm incorporating it into my policies too.

F**k the Save America Voting Act. An ID should be more than enough to vote. To require a passport is nothing more than a poll tax.

I will take a s**t on the taxes, and then give them to the rich. Tax the rich. No more taxing the poor.

NO MORE PET RENT 2028

If I'm elected President, I will make No Pet rental homes illegal.

I will legalize all forms of nip if elected. Human, and cat. And mushrooms too.

PEENARS FOR ALL