05/12/2026
Just had a meeting with the lovely folks at Alltown Fresh...they’re a convenience store chain focused on bringing better food to the gas station experience.
I couldn’t help but think about how their marketing team was handed a massive layup. Imagine brainstorming campaigns all day long knowing your company initials are AF. Our coffee is strong AF, the smoothies are refreshing AF…Hot outside? Grab a CVT. They’re cold AF.
File this under: “Things I somehow didn't blurt out in the conference room.”
05/12/2026
We're a little less than 2 weeks away from the 500 🙌
05/10/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the overworked mamas out there...but especially this one. She runs a chaotic household and somehow homeschools four wild boys while making the impossible look effortless…which, quite honestly, is super annoying.
05/08/2026
Still can't believe they sell our stuff at the 🥹
Thanks for the pic
05/08/2026
Good morning from the Santa Barbara Zoo☀️🦁
Kids melting down in the heat because their parents said no to messy ice cream was so 2025. These folks understood the assignment 🙌
Finally, a habitat we belong in!
05/07/2026
After 12+ years in business and meeting countless customers (99.9% of whom are incredible)...I still sometimes think about the 0.1% sh*theads.
I’ll never forget the guy who broke our “Last Person In Line” sign like a punk band smashing a guitar. He yelled, “Get over yourself…you’re just a guy selling ice cream on the sidewalk.”
I thought about him again today when a movie theater in Maine emailed us about selling our ice cream 3,000+ miles away from that sidewalk.
It’s petty as hell, but I hope he sees this.