09/01/2026
🚨🦜 BREAKING NEWS FROM BABY’S CORNER SANCTUARY 🦜🚨
In a shocking development that has rocked our local neighboring snack community, a FOUR-DOLLAR CAKE POP has somehow become the center of an investigation involving accusations of theft.
Yes.
Four. Dollars.
Sources inside the sanctuary report that the flock has convened an emergency tribunal following allegations involving a missing cake pop.
The suspects? Everyone.
The evidence? Questionable.
The motive? SNACKS.
Marley has officially requested legal representation and insists that the investigation be conducted with “more crackers and fewer accusations.”
Penelope has demanded a full forensic analysis of the crumbs.
Mango has declined to comment because he is currently eating something that may or may not belong to someone else.
Jazz is reportedly dancing on the evidence.
And Merlin? Merlin says he saw nothing.
Merlin also has frosting on his face.
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The parrots would like to remind the humans:
WE are the criminals around here.
We steal keys.
We steal phones.
We steal earrings.
We steal food directly out of your mouth.
We have absolutely NO respect for personal property.
But even we can admit when we’re wrong and apologize for mishandling a situation.
So let this be a lesson from the flock:
NO CAKE POP IS WORTH SOMEONE’S REPUTATION.
Especially one that costs four dang dollars.
Case closed.
Unless somebody has sunflower seeds.
Then we’re reopening the investigation.
Also, here’s Stella’s judgy face over the entire situation.
