Grandma's Bridal Boobie Fashion Police

Sometimes I crack myself up 💀

Bridal Gallery Sioux Falls Imagined their beautiful dresses at a Castle wedding...
Nonna imagined mainstage at the Moulin Rouge 😱 Someone get these ladies some potpourri and 32 Oz Tab!

Lets talk about "Mother Wounds" shall we?
She says: " Im so in love with my wedding dress that its making me cry!"
Meemaw says:

Hey now, dont call Gramma "Histrionic" just because she calls dress #1 a kinky, bo****lo, saloon dress for cattle wrasslers!

Gorgeous dress on a beautiful bride at Alta Moda Bridal 😍

"Back in my day, we walked 10 miles uphill, both ways, to get to school! And we all went to bed in beaded chiffon ballgowns!!"- Mimi (and all her friends, clearly)

Beautiful looks from Vayda Jane Bridal 😍

🚨Even long sleeves cant stop Gma's over 50, 5-0!🚨

And this was only a fourth of the squad!👮‍♀️

Such a gorgeous bride with amazing gowns at Brides of Florida 😍

This beautiful bride VanesaBridal really got the Bubbies Against Bo***es up in arms! Pitchforks up in those FULLY COVERED ARMS!

Look! Its every white person's grandma! The top Cherokee princess! 👀🤫

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DUS2DSoKk/

The final boss you have to face this year at the Santa Fe Indian Market. 😳

Emma Arletta 's post got the Gigis thinking about knockers again!

Some cities have their own signature bo***es!

Don't tell Gram Gram 🤫

They say tatas are the new black...but Nana says "HELL NO, YA H***Y!"

Whether shes a classic Grandmother, a Glamma fighting her age, or a Furbaby Nana, it seems its a white woman's right of passage into her golden years to sl*shame a bride's bustline in her wedding dress on Al Gore's internet....especially if she loves Jesus and believes in reverse racism ❤️

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