05/28/2026
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My name is Monique McGuire and I am excited to be your favorite intimacy expert! Formerly Pure Romance by Monique McGuire
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05/28/2026
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New Pheromone lip glosses available at my store! Which do you like more, the pH pheromone lip gloss or the plumping pheromone lip gloss? Let me know!
04/13/2026
To all of my amazing clients, thank you! Last month lots of you bought waterproof intimacy blankets from me. Seriously, no more mess on your sheets, couch, chair, or wherever the urge arises. I am so excited that I am able to offer you so many incredible products that I know will make your intimate experiences even better! Curating and selecting my own products for my business has been outstanding for me. My nerdy brain is being stimulated every day as I research what products to bring in next and how products fit into my parties, my website, and into your lives! The new products are all home runs! Thank you for your loyalty and support!
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04/03/2026
On March 16, I had a meeting with a very luxurious brand to see if they would let me sell their items as they do not let anyone but extremely high-end brick and mortar stores sell their brand. I had submitted my request at the beginning of March and they required that I send in tons of data on my business, my year-after-year sales, and business details. We went back and forth for weeks. Then, March 16 was the interview process. I actually knew I wanted to carry this brand on December 12. I waited to inquire until March because I knew I had to sell a ton of inventory before bringing in something so high-end. I was also testing out the products from December to March and every where I went I was getting tons of compliments. I only told 3 people besides my family about this brand and how important it was to me. So, March 16 came around and they approved me to sell their line after an amazing meeting. They said I was the first to ever carry their brand with my style of business where I do in-home parties, stop & shops in my office, private consultations, and website sales. I was so freaking excited! I placed my opening order and all of the products arrived today! Their customer service is impeccable! I can't wait to start showing these products at my parties. I won't be putting them on my website until my spring parties see them first. I definitely don't think I ordered enough! These are going to be a huge hit! I am putting it into the Universe that this is going to be monumental!
03/15/2026
I have a few products left from my “old” company and they need homes now! Want to see the products and prices? Let me know!
P.S. I am already fully stocked with an array of products curated for my new LLC. ❤️
02/27/2026
I am so freaking elated! My Breast Surgeon Oncologist says that she wants me to work closely with one of her staff members to provide products and information for her patients who are struggling with intimacy during their journey. She is so excited to support me now that I am no longer under PR. She also told me she wants me to be a part of a huge cancer symposium since my new products have all the clinical data to back them! This is incredible! 😍
I am also extra elated that I am now on the 6 month schedule because everything is finally getting better. All of my scans and tests are where they want them right now. I am still spitting stitches, but no longer in pain. I am much better physically. I did have to fill out a distress screening form before my appointment which was very eye-opening for me. I checked off lots of boxes in the physical concerns and emotional concerns sections, and some boxes in the social concerns, and none in the practical concerns. I knew I was struggling emotionally and mentally with everything, but didn't realize how bad. I also didn't realize how much I was still struggling with my physical appearance since my surgery. I got very emotional talking about this with her. I even started to cry during my appointment because this whole thing has kicked my a$$! I don't know if I will ever be okay with my physical appearance again. It's strange and new territory for me because I have always been very confident in this area no matter how thick or thin I ever was. Now that I have been cut up and my body completely altered, I struggle tremendously. I realized that I rarely look in the mirror anymore and I rarely take pictures now. This has been so hard! I am very grateful that I am alive and that I am healing, but it doesn't make the struggle any easier!
In a nutshell, so many opportunities are rapidly coming my way now that I am my own LLC and I am extremely grateful so keep pimp-ing me out. I am still struggling emotionally and mentally, but happy that my scans are clean! ❤️
P.S. If only life was as simple as it was when I designed and sewed this dress out of a lady's pant leg in my Nanny's sewing room. My grandma was so shocked because...
02/18/2026
So many new products! I can't contain my excitement! Creating Monique McGuire, LLC has been so freeing and so fun! ❤️ All of the vendors that I am working with are truly amazing! Stellar experiences are making my life so much easier! 🙌
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01/19/2026
It's so crazy what pain and sickness will do to your brain and how it will effect every single thing in your life. When I was prepping for my mastectomy, I had a timeline of recovery in my mind. The doctors told me a timeline and I was set on that timeline. I even thought, "shoot, I will be better even faster than their timeline." How cocky and ignorant of me. So many things in my life have knocked me down and I've always gotten up and bounced back even harder. This was different! The timeline for recovery was longer than anyone could have imagined. 6 months! 6 whole entire months it took me to recover. Longer than even people who had way more intense surgeries...way more serious cases...way more aggressive plans of action. I had one setback after another...constant pain...constant reactions...constant tearing. My brain could not function. I am very intelligent and all of a sudden I found myself unable to make decisions, unable to think, unable to do, unable to bounce back, unable to heal, unable to recover, unable to function. My body was different. My mind was different. My existence was different. I would look at myself in the mirror and just cry. Who was this starring back at me? Why don't I know her? Why don't I recognize her? Why is she not bouncing back? I've ALWAYS had a hustle mentality. Go, go, go, GO! Now, I found myself unable to even go a little. I was on my reclining couch watching Rom-Com after Rom-Com after Rom-Com and all 15 seasons of Supernatural. I was here wondering how I had pushed away everyone who ever loved me because I was too busy always working. Now, I sat here alone with just my walls, Rucker, and Shyla Hope. Then, Shyla Hope passed away. This destroyed my frail mind even more. So now it was these walls and Rucker. How had my life become this? I honestly didn't know who I was without work and without the hustle. All in the midst of this pain, turmoil, horrible recovery, loss, and confusion, my parent company changed. I honestly couldn't even think about that. I couldn't process that they had just cut me out after 15 years of loyalty to them. They went direct to consumer and they marketed to my clients that I had fostered...
12/15/2025
Thank you so much, Nanny for being such an amazing grandma to us all! ❤️ I love you so much and will miss you giving me a kiss and the sign of the cross before I walk away. My lunch crew is now gone that you and Hector are no longer here with me. All those daily lunches in high school laughing with you two will forever be some of my favorite memories. All those mornings I would run in with my friends before school and you would feed us and bless us before we left. Growing up playing in your hanging flower cauldron and running around your yard helping you water all your beautiful flowers was always the best! I will never forget when I was really little and I went into your sewing room and made a "sexy evening gown" out of a ladies' pant leg that you were supposed to hem. I remember your stunned face when I came out dressed up in my dress all proud because I used the sewing techniques you had taught me and even ruched parts and made a slit. You were so shocked and yet so proud! I had to apologize to the lady for ruining her pants to make my stylish dress and you just laughed and laughed 😅 I remember when you would let us go get a treat from Herman's for all of us cousins to share. I remember sitting in front of your pomegranate bush and eating pomegranates until I was sick and then doing it again the next day. I remember how you always smelled of roses and how I would sit in front of your mirror and sniff your perfume oil bottle. I remember you banging on the wall and telling Cammy and I to be quiet and go to sleep because we would laugh all night hiding under Jonas's bed. I remember visiting you at the nursing home on my way to parties every chance I passed through town and how sometimes you would remember me and sometimes I would have to remind you that I was Monique and that I lived in San Antonio now. You would always remember my hands though. Always. When you touched my hands, you would say, "Monique!" I will forever miss you, Nanny! Thank you for teaching us all so much! Thank you for giving me the most amazing mom ever! Thank you, Nanny for all your love! You were the best Nanny a girl could ask for!