Legalize Public Masturbation

What a man or woman does in the privacy of their own pants shouldn't be restricted to the privacy of their own home. Not on our side quite yet?

Join the petition to legalize public (yet discreet) self fornication and help form a better society. We seek to beat down the laws that force us to pleasure ourselves in a private area. We're not naive; we're very well aware of the preconceived notions. The premise itself may be hard to swallow at first, but we urge you to carefully consider our vision before blowing us off. The ignorant repression of the straight white rich man has brainwashed our nation for long enough.