Schwarz & Eiter 2028 Campaign Slogan
"Kill people and break things!"
Schwarz & Eiter 2028
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America Get your Schwarz N Eiter ticket and board the train to a better America!
Chris Schwarz and Andy Eiter are a couple of rational thinkers who have more to bring to Washington than just lies and promises. They have serious answers to serious problems and aren't afraid to tell people about them.
Campaign is on hold until we have a government again...or perhaps this was our plan all along.
"I'm bored by famine."
"Tax the poor out of poverty!"
"All your base are belong to us!" -Schwarz&Eiter on foreign policy
"We promise not to embezzle your tax dollars!"
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We steal from the comfortable and give to the moderately impoverished
We got 99 problems but a budget ain't one
A vote for us is a vote against Charlie Kirk
SAVE SOME PRETZELS FOR THE GAS JETS!
some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. We plan to buy it.
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