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The Maine Mayor You found my fun page. Don't take this one seriously. If you're sensitive this isn't the page for you. Feel free to Roast me & Get Roasted.

Rage Bait and Tomfoolery. Save your feelings for someone who cares✌️

10/17/2026

We still haven't touched the thermostat. 2 more weeks and you can crank it to 63

10/13/2026

Do you have a pen pal?

10/13/2026

In case you haven't heard the news yet, this Saturday, October 17th, I’ll be taking my questionable basketball skills to the court for the 2026 Kennebec Classic!

​It’s Augusta vs. Waterville in a high-stakes charity matchup at 3:00 PM at Williams Park.

​Admission is completely FREE, but we’re gladly accepting donations.

Every single dollar goes toward supporting the awesome communities of Waterville and Augusta.
​No politics here—just good vibes, bad jump shots, and raising money for a great cause.

​If you want to come hang out, watch me attempt to play basketball, or just witness the chaos in person, come on down!

Please understand this isnt a political event.

The Maine Mayor

10/12/2026

We found a new teammate. Caleb Proctor has agreed to compete in this Non Political basketball charity event we have scheduled for Williams park in Augusta. Saturday Oct 17th 3pm sharp. All money raised goes to the winning teams charities of choice.

10/08/2026

Myke was a good sport.

If you happen to see this woman in the wild wish her a happy birthday today.Des we have spent nearly a 3rd of our lives ...
10/08/2026

If you happen to see this woman in the wild wish her a happy birthday today.

Des we have spent nearly a 3rd of our lives together creating this crazy life we lead. You are loved, desired and wanted. I'm so proud of all that you've accomplished there isn't anything you can't do on your own.

Love you babe. See you tonight for some adventure time

10/08/2026

Your perception of me say's more about you than it does me. I live a genuine life with all of my quirks on display for the world to see.

I am not ashamed of anything, I don't care if you find that picture of me riding a burro doing ungodly things with an Albino Readhead. I don't care if you photo shop an eggplant up my starfish.

I'll figure out how to thrive through the embarrassment 🤣

10/07/2026

Imagine having the sense of humor of a turnip and running for office. Get some thicker skin

10/07/2026

When the trolls have too much time on their hands. At least Nicholas Blanchrd raised money for what he believes in. See you on the court

10/07/2026

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