Rumbolian State Senate

To celebrate the new year we're giving away the Palais Hotel. We can see it from the shore and it's basically blocking the view of literally any other thing which would be better than that sh****le. Not to downplay it as we're really trying to move this thing. Any takers? You can't spell s**t hotel without 's**t hot'.

Rizky Koleng you absolute legend!

A visit to this bountiful land surely ensures a numeri of Pokemon, just waiting to be hunted for trophy and game.
Don't be left behind on your quest for Pokemon Mastery, take a short ferry trip, explore our marvelous land as you hunt, and truly poach yourself in this wonderful landscape.

keep an eye out for our up and coming Holiday Hunt travel packages.

C.Rupt.Fischer

Our lamd is glorious, a testament to her great Senate.

My people, my brothers my sister, my mothers my fathers.... my soul.
As we cross into a new year of glordiant mystery, we must take our steps with the utmost secreance as our neighbours to our easterly coast, with its sterling silver waters that crash down on our Great Golden Cojones, have displayed a sign of deep aggression.
Starting at the hour of nine, one of our many noble Cojone-men, Vincent Rinsout, was standing guard at our natural monument when he witnessed a most freightful sight.
!MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS ON THE MAINLAND!
Once the detonations had ceased everything seemed fine, there was a calm on the mainland, oddly still.
This eery cloud stayed over the mainland until once again ... almost like clockwork, at the slap of the hour twelve.
!CATACLYSMIC EXPLOSIONS ON THE MAINLAND!
After this second onslaught, we realised what we were seeing.
A call for war.

The senate shall keep its people safe and informed
C.Rupt. Fischer.

As news broke of the mainlands plan to grow ma*****na for medical research the great nation of Rumbolia announced that we are in our final stages of our 3 part plan to be the world's and eventually the solar systems largest grower and exporter of the stick-icky.
Thankyouverymuch have a nice day.
C.Rupt Fischer.

Tragedy today, when a fallen Optus banner in a Westfield Shopping Centre left over 190,000 people homeless.

The invasion of Hindmarsh Island begins today. Prepare yourselves.

Earlier photos believed to be a hoax have now been verified as accurate. The statue unearthed earlier this morning has been transported inland to the Rumbolian Central Museum. Dubbed 'The Trevicular Man', this may be the missing link we've waited for between Reekris and man.

Budget cuts are coming. How will you tighten your belt?

All citizens rise and welcome Tyler King. Warrior of Rumbolia. May his axe be ever at his side and his Unidarity flourish.

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