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Look into the can. You're getting sleepy. You love gold. You will purchase these shiny new cans from Dan Murphy's.

Comment below where the hideously outdated soundbite is from and we might just sling you a couple tins 👇 (WARNING: Doing so may reveal your age, you tragic millenial you.)

You asked and we took action very very slowly. Why? Because we are a useless bunch of bastards for gatekeeping this drink. But we have watched you squirm enough and Salted-freaking-grapefruit is back on shelves people, and that means it's Paloma time.

Grab life by the grapefruits and get into to get your grapefruit fix. Be sure to stampede over any senior citizens or small children who get in your way, this stuff is sure to fly off the shelves quick.

Ever wondered why the G&T you slop together at home is well...how do we say this without hurting your feelings...diguistingly vile and awful? It's because you need two things:

1. Quality ingredients
2. Attention to detail

Choosing a premium tonic water suited to your taste, such as, hmmm I guess anything made by StrangeLove, and these few quick chill n pour tricks will instantly improve your G&T tenfold. You're welcome.

New cans. But make them disco. Bring the party to your mouth with new Salted Grapefruit and Coastal Tonic Premium Mixers now available at

Spiced Pineapple dropping soon 💦.

Peek-a-boo, I see you, new drinks.

Something shiny and new dropping soon. What could it be? Wrong answers only.

Many grapefruits perished in the quest to bring Salted Grapefruit back onto shelves. A moments silence, please, before we drown them with tequila and annihilate them with our mouths.

You can now find this bloodbath of an elixer on shelves at Coles.