25/03/2026
I just saw a newscaster with huge ears and really appreciate my mum and dad making the decision to get my ears pinned back.
I had them stapled back at 4 and they re- did it at 6, as when I had the mummy bandage on my head for at least six weeks after the plastic surgery, my left ear folded like a pita and set wrong.
They cut it open and re- did it again at 6 but it folded like a squished sandwich, which left me with cauliflower ears, so I always got mistaken to look like a rugby player.
Imagine King Charles and all his money and he still looks like " Dumbo," or " World Cup, " as the kids used to call me at school!
