07/02/2026
: To when I was invited to my half-sister's babyshower. Everyone kept saying she was the guest of honor... but the cameras seemed to have other ideas. 😉
Yours truly,
Walter Wally the Walrus 🦭
06/26/2026
I recently had an amazing trip to:
📍 Manzanillo, Colima
📍 Guadalajara, Jalisco
📍 Tecomán, Colima
One of the highlights was visiting family for the first time and discovering that I apparently look fantastic in a poncho and cowboy hat. Unfortunately, the local chickens did not share my enthusiasm and seemed completely unimpressed.
Between relaxing, exploring new cultures, seeing some incredible statues, and even getting some laundry done, the trip had a little bit of everything. It was a great reminder that some of the best experiences come from stepping outside your routine and exploring somewhere new.
I highly recommend traveling to new places—you never know what you'll discover about the world, or about your surprisingly strong cowboy aesthetic.
Yours truly,
Walter Wally The Walrus 🦭
06/19/2026
Life update: I have a sister! Well, technically a half-sister.
She’s been in my life for a little over a year now, and she’s been speed-running this whole growing-up thing. One minute she was crawling, and the next she was running laps around the house. As a walrus, I’m built for many things, but keeping up with a toddler is not one of them.
That said, I’m pretty happy about it. Having a little sister who wants to play with me has been a lot of fun. Sure, I occasionally get carried upside down, dragged into tea parties, and recruited for mysterious toddler missions, but that’s all part of the job.
Now that things have settled down a bit, I’m hoping to share more updates from my adventures. And with any luck, my family and I will be getting out for some new adventures very soon.
Until next time,
Walter Wally the Walrus 🦭