Pastafarian Fundamentalist Party

We came out of hibernation for this special announcement.

Happy Chinese New Year to those who celebrate, especially all you tigers.

Thank you, China, for 4000 years of delicious noodles!

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Despite a 53-year-old Supreme Court ruling voiding such laws, the Constitution of 7 states prohibit an atheist from holding public office. Yes, we’re talking about you Arkansas, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina Tennessee, Texas and Mississippi.

Now don’t worry, our candidates at the PFP hold a steadfast belief in this Noodliness, so holding office in these states won’t be a problem. But we feel a need to stick up for the 9% of Americans who identify as Atheist or Agnostic.

Sure, we know these are dead letter laws, but laws don’t have to be enforced by the courts to have a chilling effect. The end goal should be to have diversity and representation in our public offices aligned with our country’s demographics.

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“I’m old enough to remember when we had a president who worked all day everyday for the American people,” - Lara Trump

And here at the PFP, we have the short-term memory to remember the Golfer-in-Chief.

Lara Trump Slammed On Twitter For Her Most Clueless Biden Complaint Yet Twitter users torched the former president's daughter-in-law.

Thank you, Dr. King, for your historical peaceful movement for racial equality. May we all enjoy pasta together in honor of your efforts. 

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King Jr, 1963

Here are the PFP we congratulate Mike on his creativity. We look forward to his humourous satirical accounts of current events.

At least we hope it's that and not a tumor.

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Just Made His Most Bonkers Claim Yet ...and that's saying something.

Anti-vaxxer and US Senator, Rand Paul, recently came out as pro-omicron, calling it “Nature’s Vaccine.” That’s right, this “Doctor’s” innovative solution to illness is to kill the patients so there won’t be any more sick people.

In light of all the ongoing anti-vaxx stupidity and omicron surge, we feel it is a good time to remind everyone that our Church is offering official letters for those Pastafarians who would like to be exempt from working in proximity to the unvaxxed. Use this link to generate your personalized letter.

https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2021/09/vaccine-exemption-letters/

Stay safe everyone!

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The Pastafarian Fundamentalist Party wishes you the best 2022 for you. We wish you abundant pasta smothered in your sauce of choice. May your beer volcano be bountiful, moron exposure be minimal, and your inner pirate on full display in all its glory. Remember, life is too short to not wake up, hungover, in full pirate regalia, and with fuzzy details of where you left your boots. Be bold and carry on.

"Avast! Give in to temptation daily, for the FSM is not vengeful god and wants you to have a little fun along the way." ProvHerbs 3:52

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