North Ayrshire Cooncil

04/10/2024

🐸🐸Kids will now be playing real life FROGGERS 🐸🐸

Great news everyone! The council has found an amazing way to save £250,699... by considering the removal of ALL school crossing patrol officers! Because who needs safe kids crossing roads, right? 🤦‍♂️ Forget about safety, let's just cross our fingers instead. After all, 48 fewer patrol officers means more savings for... well, who knows? 😒

WELL DONE NORTH AYRSHIRE COUNCIL ✅
NEXT UP LIBRARIES ✂️

14/07/2024

SHES SUM WUMMIN 😍

14/07/2024

Just passed by the legendary Round Table of Lawn Knights. They were all on their noble lawnmowers, discussing their next big quest: conquering the unruly scheme jungle. Sir Mows-a-Lot and his green-thumbed comrades are on the case! 🌿🛡️😂

13/07/2024

The gift that keeps on giving. 🙈🙈

Fears have been raised that council cuts could put events at risk.

READ THE FULL STORY 👉 https://trib.al/egcQYfo

13/07/2024

🤣 "Alright North Ayrshire peeps, let's play a game called 'Spot the Pothole'! 🕵️‍♂️

Seriously, where are the worst craters in our area? 🕳️

Heard a rumor that the council's solution involves Coco Pops... 🥣😂
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13/07/2024

Can't even keep the grass cut down at i3

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/2kMWgNDtYxRJVQZb/

Councillors were quizzed on the cutting of ‘nurture room’ provision in the area’s schools from the start of the new academic year in August.

13/07/2024

With The Niche restaurant

🎉🍴 Drumroll, please! 🍴🎉

A PLACE THAT IS THE DUGS T**S!!


I am deeply humbled and honored to accept the prestigious title of **Top Fan** for **NICHE RESTAURANT**! 🌟

Firstly, I want to thank my stomach for its unwavering support and dedication to consuming copious amounts of food. Without you, this badge would not be possible.

Shoutout to my taste buds for their incredible enthusiasm, always ready to take one for the team. You’ve been real MVPs.

To the chefs at NICHE RESTAURANT – you’ve outdone yourselves. I promise to continue my noble quest of devouring your delectable dishes and Instagramming every single bite. 📸🍕🍔

Lastly, thank you to my fellow foodies for always cheering me on. Together, we shall conquer all the menus!

Thank you, NICHE RESTAURANT, for this great honor. Now, let’s eat! 🍽️😄

06/07/2024