The Bansion

of washing up and cleaning, which the other members originally feard would happen. Jon became the victim of some early banter when his excessive vodka drinking lead to ripped up forum tickets and holes in the wall. Jons hobbies include Banter and a promising modelling career which was cut short when he was hit by a mountain in the face. Mark becoming the early favourite for torment with his amazing quotes and constant demonic sayings. He was the early target for much bant with his frequent homosexual texts to his family and facebook groups. In addition he was soon founded as the most agressive of the group as he started punching things whenever he was reminded how poor he was. Legend has it that if you click your heels and utter the words 'Theres no place like Kodak' Mark will appear and inform you on how many cameras he has counted. James emerged as the safe-pair of the group, probably keeping most of the inhabitants from dying of excessive banter. James experienced some early bansion controversy as he was sexually assulted by Mark after a night out. James soon became the sh*ttest at fifa of the group but soon regained some pride. James' interests include health and safety, eating chocolate and collecting memrobiebier. Josh the quietest of the group took a backseat to the banter but soon emerged a contender as his stalking habits came to light. Josh is known as a high flying career man and has worked excessively to clean greenhouses and catch moths for his degree. Josh has a M**F which he tries to keep hidden from The Bansion, but we all know and dream about her..... Sigh