The Welsh Embassy

08/08/2026

𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗: Cyclist Lennie 'Lugs' McGinty was fined £3bn for trying to maintain his balance on his bicycle while stationary at a red traffic light in Penarth. Authorities said it was annoying as f**k and fined Mr McGinty as a warning to others.

13/07/2026

𝗝𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗: Terry 'Terry' Dare was jailed for 3 months for operating a forehead without planning permission. Neighbours complained the forehead blocked natural sunlight, affected local property values, and could be seen from two postcodes away.

21/06/2026

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼 '𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗶 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁'

The tangerine sh*tgibbon said that the Strait is important to US interests.

Full story here:

https://www.walesoncraic.com/p/trump-menai-strait

30/05/2026

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25/05/2026

Did you know Dave Grohl was born as Dafydd Gareth Llewelyn-Bowen in Rhewl. A younger brother to Laurence who was born in 1965. Whilst his older brother played with wallpaper and fabric Dafydd picked up a guitar. He changed his name when he moved to the States in 1987, Dafydd became Dave and he took his middle initial G and birthplace Rhewl to create a new surname. He is often seen in Talacre where he has a caravan.

07/03/2026

14/02/2026

Dai Sledj has been disqualified from the Olympic skeleton competition as his tea tray broke international regulations and his B sample contained high levels of Brains SA.

24/12/2025

Stuff of f**king nightmares

It’s nearly time for Mari Lwyd.

25/10/2025

On this day in 1971, Sir Alan Sugar invented the Raleigh Chopper.

The bike proved popular with spotty teenagers, apart from the ones who were too small for the bike and smashed their knackers on the gearstick as they tried to dismount.

12/09/2025

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