Nai to kserw oti o gkomenos mou den einai gkomenos mou

I'm kinda dating a guy alla o bro den einai 200% obsessed with me kai auto einai problhma. :')

Skatoselidos o megaloprephs

Den pernaw kala

"nai re bro egw mono vintage epipla exw spiti apo thriftadika, ase allh poiotita, oxi Ikea kai malakies"

meanwhile ta epipla sta thriftafika:

Guys opoios poulaei tickets gia arctic monkeys na mou steilei giati no joke eimai apelpismenh, euxaristw polu

Ideara: Xristougeniatiko sh*tpost community dinner sto spiti mou me chef thn Ε σορρυ σε εχω πρηξει ???

Best date idea: pame na taisoume ta adespota gatia ths geitonias kai na ta kanoume pet-pet.

nomizw ksanagurizw sthn straight fash meta apo toso kairo pou hmoun poly gay and idk how to feel about it.

loipon pernaw ksekathara fash, alla poso teleio tha htan na evriska gkomenaki kai na kleiname ena airbnb edw athina (me hot tub prkl) kai na kaname to kalutero seks ever ?

egw: Sugnwmh, twra egw pws tha katalabw an h kopela apto bibliopoleio mou thn epese h htan apla filikh.?

meanwhile h kopela sto bibliopoleio: blepei to vivlio pou phra, mou leei me sexy suggestive tropo "exeis polu wraio gousto sta vivlia", paw na plhrwsw me thn gay revolut karta mou kai me leei "exeis wraio gousto kai allou" 😳

egw: "ax euxaristw"

MOUTZWSTE ME

Honestly egw ta teleutaia 3 xronia.

thelw na klapsw