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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janaza k aagay 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Wo BEWAFA Hai To Kya Hua,
Mat BURA Kaho Usko…










Kisi Aur Se Tum SETTING
Karo,
DAFA Karo Usko..

Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

Sir-Hume Garibo K Sath Pyar Se Pesh Ana Chaiye.
Pathan-Acha ab me samjha.
Sir-kya?
Pahan-PAPA aksar Nokrani ko gale Q lagate He aur MUMMY dudhwale ko.

A Warning Message Written on the
Door of Examinatio n Hall.





“TIME Will Pass, but Will You ???”

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Q2 . What does a "status" means ?
Q3 . What do u mean by "poke" ?
Q4 . Give two reasons for liking statuses of Girls ?
Q5 . Why are pictures tagged ?
Q6 . What is an inbox message ?
Q8 . Draw a profile pic ?
Q9 . What is page ? And why we promote it ... Give 2 reasons !
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Salman ne Rajasthan me Mara Hiran
wah wah

Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran
wah wah

Shahrukh darr ke bola
kkkkk. . . . .Kiran. .!!

A boy ws driving. A gal ovrtuk him. Boy shoutd-'buffalo'
gal turnd & shoutd "u donkey!"
Sudnly she ws hit by a buffalo!
Moral:Grls nvr undrstnd wat boys say.;-)

Q : Btao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ?







Batao, Batao









Ans: jb wo dhoop me khari ho