Majnu Ka Tilla

Majnu ka Tilla is situated on the right bank of the River Yamuna on the G. T. Road (National Highway-1), opposite Timarpur, Delhi. Admin #rahulrs96

12/03/2023

दिल्ली का चोर बाजार मजनू का टीला || Majnu-Ka-Tilla Market Vlogs || My First Moto Vlog || Rohini Sector-22 to Majnu ka Tilla

26/05/2016

2 Qism Ki Girls K Peeche Na Bhago

1 Jis K Peeche Mai HooN Q K Wo TumSe Set Nahi Ho Gi

2 Jis K Peeche Me Ni Hu Q K Jo MujhSe Set Ni Hui
Wo Tum Se Kya GHANTA Ho Gi.

22/05/2016

Delhi University schedule...2016-17
Under gradute
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always Helping for you............
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15/04/2016

लड़का और लड़की समंदर के किनारे बैठे थे
और तभी लड़की बोली: तुम कब तक मेरे साथ रहना चाहते हो?

लड़के ने अपना एक आंसू समंदर में गिराया और बोला: जब तक तुम इस आंसू को न ढूंढ लो तब तक।

यह सुनकर समंदर से ही नहीं रहा गया और बोला: सालो, इतनी लंबी-लंबी सीखते कहां से हो तुम लोग?

15/04/2016

😈बड़ा कलयुग आ गया है😈

जिस दोस्त की शादी में जी-जान से नाचे थे।।

वो नालायक एलबम देखते हुई अपनी बीवी👰 से बोला...
शराबी हैं सालें

23/03/2016

Happy holi

05/01/2016

English paper for 12th class
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
UAE's Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Indian Student........
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
______________________
NOTE :-
Don't ask Indian students ,
They can stretch any thing for 20 marks