Galti Sa.

Ladkiyon ke Hath me Mehndi
Achhi
Lagti hai ..


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Aur Ladko ke Hath me.......




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Wo Mehndi wale Hath :-)

Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab auraton ko
MAA kaha karo.










Student: Madam is se mera
character to theek rahega, par
mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Teacher shocked Student Rocked....

Pani me g*i hui bhains🐃

Aur

Shopping mall mein g*i hui aurat

kabhi jaldi bahar nahi aati...

Boy 1:" tune us ladki ke liye
Cigarette
chhor di..??

Boy 2:" haan

Boy 1:" daru bhi chhor diya..??
Boy 2:" haan!

Boy 1:" Jua bhi chhor diya..???

Boy 2:" haan!!
Boy 1:" abey to shaadi kyu nahi ki
usse ????

Boy 2:" yaar itna sudhar gya tha k
usse bhi mast mil gyi

aur usey bhi chhor diya.. hahahahahhahahhah

SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE
INTERVIEW

TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE
HAI.?



CUTE ANS
BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!

Dr Manmohan Singh,
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the most qualified leader of the world.

Qualifications:-
1. First place in BA(Hons) Punjab University 1952.
2. First place in MA (Economics) in Punjab university 1954.
3. Wright's prize for Distinguished performance at St. Johns College Cambridge 1955.
4. Same in 1957.
5. Dphil (Oxford), Dlitt (Honoris causa) PhD thesis on India's Export competitiveness.

CAREER :-
1. Sr lecturer Economics 1957 - 1959.
2. Reader Economics 1959 - 1963.
3. Prof Economics Punjab University 1963 - 1965.
4. Worked for U N 1966 - 1969.
5. Prof International Trade Delhi School of Economics 1969 - 1971.
6. Economic Advisor 1972 - 1976.
7. Honorary prof Jawahar Lal Nehru University 1976.
8. Governor Reserve Bank of India 1982 - 1985.
9. Deputy chairman of planning commission 1985 - 1987.
10. Secretary General of South Commission Geneva Switzerland. 1987 - 1990.
11. Advisor to PM of India on Economic Affairs 1990 - 1991.
12. Finance Minister of India 1991 - 1996.
13. Leader Opposition in Rajya Sabha 1998 - 2004.
14. PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA 2004 - 2014

And your crazy photoshops are created which says a lot about creator's own mental level. Dr. Manmohan Singh was never a politician, he was pulled into this quagmire. His only mistake was the circumstances which could happen to any of us. He was never a politician to handle those challenges.

Think upon what Respect he deserves...

"ACHIEVEMENTS BY LEGEND Dr.MANMOHAN SINGH".....
1. Indians will remember you for RTI.
2. We are now the 3rd largest economy in the World which was 10th largest in 2004.
3. Many Mission's during your tenure like Moon, Mars, Agni,Prithvi, Submarine and many more.
4. World had got hit with 3 major recession but you made our country stand.
5. Obama say's "When Singh speaks, world listen in G-20 and also praised about the Singh knowledge will be useful for world".
6. China Say's Dr. Manmohan Singh as a renowned statesman.
7. Russian President Vladimir Putin praised you for the contribution to BRICS.
8. Dr. Singh has been awarded as "World Statesman Award" and many more.
9. Inspite of endless number of persons barked at you, you remained silenced.

GRAND SALUTE SIR.....
Wishing you a wonderful and healthy life ahead dear ex- Prime Minister... — feeling bowed.

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world ..
A friend drank a lot last night & ended up saying "I love you"






to his Own Wife...can you imagine that.

Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai…

Zara Gaur Kijiye

Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, Khana kha lijiye, Aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!
😀

Dusre Saal: Ji Khana taiyaar hai, Laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, Jab khana ho tab bata dena…!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, Main bazaar ja rahi hoon, Khud hi nikal kar kha lena.
😛

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, Aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, Hotel se le aao.

Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho Khana khana aur khaana, Abhi subah hi to khaya tha.

Shaadi ke baad Pati kaise badalte hain.. Zara gaur kijiye.

Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar.. Udhr Gadda hai…

Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, Udhar Gadda hai..
😛

Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar gadda hai..

Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta??

Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai…

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Kuch pata nhi kbb kaha udd jaye

A Boy proposes a Girl
.
If she says "Yes"
Boy feels Pata nahi kitno ko haan
kaha hoga ??



If she says No..





Wo saali khud ko Katrina samajti
hai...

Agree ???

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Bf : mera mtlb tha..main blood bnk
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Boy~ Jhalak dikhla jaa,jhalak dikhla
jaa









Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar
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