Marxist Leninist Lauda Lehsunnist, Jawaharlal Nehru University, G5Q8+WHC, New Mehrauli Road, JNU Ring Rd,, Delhi (2026)

02/10/2025

About the Page

This page has historical and local flavor.

Marx’s idea was revolutionary, it redefined the world as it was known till he wrote ‘Das Kapital’. It was one of the three major ideas that changed the post-Renaissance way of thinking along with psychoanalysis by Freud and the theory of evolution by Darwin. But only Darwin’s theory was scientific and stood on every test, the other two were bogus (Now we know for sure).

We all know how Marx’s idea of communism has always been shoved into other people’s throats like a dick (Lauda) is shoved in two orifices of male anatomy and three of female (no credit to Pauline Reage here). NOT A SINGLE country or community ever accepted communism by its own volition, not in Russia, China, or hell even in Cambodia and Vietnam. People who liked the idea always wanted gullible poor wretched masses to experiment on. So it was always forced on poor parts of the world and never in rich countries like Europe or India which was rich by its enlightened tolerant religious idea. To know how Freud failed we only have to look at the field of psychoanalysis and if you can comprehend please read Frederick Crew’s books on Freud Follies of the Wise: Dissenting Essays.

Now why Lauda Lehsun or Lehsunnist?

In Bombay, it has always been a custom to add or describe and vestigial list as Lauda Lehsun. The tradition of use of this word may look crass to the bourgeoisie but it is not without deep meaning for which it has been used in this page.

Marx’s theory was engaging but incomplete and it was appropriated by everyone who appropriated it and first in the list was Lenin. So we have Marxism–Leninism. Then came the despot who was a real dick, Stalin the Lauda. The only person who countered him while in his government was Leon Trotsky. Trotsky failed yet he continued from outside the Soviet Union and was eventually assassinated by Stalin. Trotsky was a true Lehsun, a genius because he was a real stick in Stalin’s time– he was vital to the struggle and spread of communism never mind that his idea included elements of anarchism and syndicalism.

The word Lehsun has been modified to add Sunni because the way Left has appropriated violent Islamic imperialism (irony eh). We all know that the other sects of Islam, Shia, etc have never been violent.

So if you have Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Trotskyst something why not make it more relevant to modern times and thinking by adding local flavor and make it Marxist-Leninist-Lauda-Lehsunnist?

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