Jhooth hai main nahi manta

Dis is one of best suspense jokes
A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said,
"I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting

Happy dipawali my all frends

KismaT RutH G*I DiL ke TaR TuT GayE,
Wo BhI RutH GayE SpnE BhI TuT GayE,
MerI AakhoN me ThA SirF DO AnshU.....

JaB YaaD UnkI AaI to BhI LUT GayE.....!

Jhooth hai main nahi manta :p

Swami je is great

KAASH WOH LAUT AAE MUJH SE YE KEHNYI.....

TUM HOTAY KAUN HO MUJHSE BICHARNY WALAY ...!:-(:-(

[]DHEERAJ SINGH[]

KismaT RutH GayE DiL ke TaR TuT GayE,
Wo BhI RutH GayE SpnE BhI TuT GayE,
MerI AakhoN me ThA SirF DO AnshU,



JaB YaaD UskI to Wo BhI LuT GayE.......!

This types of girls i like do u?:

Who don't wear tight clothes to feel attractive

Who give more than they take

Who don't wear a bunch of makeup

Who don't have to run with the crowd to be popular

Who talk to their friends not gossip with them

Who can wear Walmart clothes and still look cute

Who see other girls as sisters rather than enemies

Who don't stress out when they don't get what they want

Who feel beautiful even if the guy they like doesn't tell them they are