Education & Jokes

Girl college mein new sendal daalke gyi..


Boy:" sendal kitne acchi hai..



Girl:" hmmm utaru kya..???





Boy:" but jeans or top toh ussse bhi acchi hai...
Girl shock..Boy RocK..

Intelligent Pappu




Teacher :"Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ???




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Pappu :"Kar di na pagalon wali
baat
Duniya mei 1 hi desh hai
INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai. Like to banta hai pappu ke liye

Agar Ladki k Cell Main Balance Ho
To Samjh Jao ki Us ka Boyfriend Hai..



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Aur

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Agar Ladke k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samajh Jao KiUss ki koi Gf Nahi..

Boy:" Meri Gf banogi..???


Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte

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Boy:" Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman
Bana Rakha Hai..??? Girl shockz - boy Rocks..

Faadu..


Munni nahaney gayi kapre utari
darwaza baja..
Munni:" KAUN ??
.
Jawab aaya:" POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter
leyaphir nahane gayi kapre utari
darwaza baja
boli:" KAUN ??
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Jawab aaya:" DHOBI Kapre pehen k dhobi se
hisab kiya..
Phir nahane gayi
kapre utari darwaza baja
Munni phir boli:" KAUN ??
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Jawab aaya:" Papu padosan ka beta jo ANDHA
hai
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Munni ne socha kya farq padta hai hain agar
kapre nahi pehni aise hi chali gayi darwaza
khola..
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Papu ne mitaai di MUNNI:" kis khushi mein


Papu:" meri Aankhain theek ho gayi hain
.
AB PATA CHALA Munni KAISE badnam
huyi... ??

What r u doing right now..?
1) FB + TV
2) FB + Mp3
3) FB + SMS
4) FB + Homeworks
5) FB + Travel
6) Only FB & Lying in Bed.
7) Fb + Other...?

Hadappa sabhyataa ki khoj kab hui thi?
a)1935
b)1942
C) 1901
d) 1922

The Best"Ooh Teri!"Moment of STUDENT Life-








When The Teacher is Looking for
someone to Answer the Question
&
You Accidentally make an Eye-
Contact.... ........
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Agree ?

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.

123....

Solve This Riddle.

I Am The First On EARTH.
The Second In HEAVEN
I Appear 2 Times In A WEEK.
You Can Only See Me Once In A YEAR.
Although I Am In
The Middle Of The SEA,

l Am Not In MONTH,
But l Im In FEBRUARY,
JUNE, SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER,
NOVEMBER & DECEMBER.

What Am I?
Solve It In 3 Minutes If You Are Genius.

anku