Mast h yar.

Husband driving car at very high speed: DEKHI MERI SPEED??
&


achanak car band ho g*i...


Biwi hasne lagi :D:D:D

Husbnd:kya huaa??



..
Biwi:kuchh nahi, kal rat ki yad aag*i.. :-D

Jo Samajh Gaya Thoko Like :-P

Wife(sms):Hi baby

Husband(sms):Hiii ...honey...(sms sending failed)
Wife(sms):RU there?...
Husb(sms):Yes Yes I am here!!..(sms sending failed)
Wife(sms):R U Ignoring me or what??
Husb(sms):Honey I am not....I am rt here..only(sms sending failed)
Wife (sms ): Its over. ..Dont ever talk to me ag*in!!..Ever..
Husb(sms):Mar ja KAMINI.....(SMS Sent successfully)

....Tragedy of husband...

Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here?

Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. :)

Girl : Can I Take Some Water?

Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. :)

Girl : Bhaiya.... Agla Station Konsa Hai?






Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.....Jaldi Seat Khali Kar...... Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...:-P :-D

hahahaha boys thoko Like***

Baap Bete se:


Zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,

warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi jaa rahe haina
Wo 8 nazar
aayenge,







Beta:"Magar Dad! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi
hai..:p

jo smjha wo thoko like***

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .





Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|




Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .:-P



Ye hai mentos jindagi. .:-P

Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao ... .

Single boys thoko like . . . :D =D

Lollllzzzz...

Hum ek bar jeete hai....
Hum ek bar marte hai....
Shaadi bhi ek hi baar hoti hai....
Aur Pyaar....
?
?
?
Aapke talent par depend karta hai kitni baar karr sakte ho.... ;)

Once Doctors challenged Engineers.. & viva went Like this:

1. Antibody - One who hates his body.
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark.
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.

6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound.
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards..!!! :D :P ;)

ps: "Never challenge Engineers"

Lolllzzz....

An unmarried man wrote his status on
Facebook as:
"Wanted wife "





2 girls liked it
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kahin dooor......

1 gaon me ...

jab bacchca nahi sota he to uski maa bolti he soja beta
soja ...


varna



.

dusra nahi hoga ......... :'(

45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,




But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.



Kyun?





Kaminapan hai aur kya. :o :p