Nariman point lovers

Read this out;)*
I m 101% sure...u will hav fun after
reading this.....
Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Sameer teri maa ka bhosda,
madarchod...


...


Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa
nahi bolte hai,
kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere b***s dabaye.
Baba ne b***s dabakar kaha - aise
dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba,
phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -
aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi
deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe lita kar s*x
kiya
Baba ne s*x karke bole aise kiya.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi
deta.
Ladki - baba usne s*x ke bad bataya ki
use aids hai.
Baba :- Sameer madarchod.
. Teri maa ka bhosda...
=)) >=) >=) >=) >=) >=)

What is the meaning of
true friend ??


Jab ek dost apni akhiri
saansein le raha ho


aur uska dost ankho
mein aansu le aye aur
kahe,



*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last
time
Maut ki Class Bunk Karte
hain*

Hit maximum like for ur bestiess

Ek Bahot Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor
Pappu Ke
Paas Gayi
Aur Boli : “Doctor Sahab Mere Ko
Ajeeb Si Beemari
Hai”


Doctor Pappu: “Kya?”

Ladki: “Main Jab Bhi Cigrette P*eti
Hu To Ajeeb
Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon To Apne
Shoes Utar
Deti Hu,
Dusre Kash Mein Socks, Teesre Kash
Mein Shirt
Utar Deti Hu Aur …........”




Doctor Pappu Beech Mein Usko Tokte
Hue
Bola: “Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa
Raha, .





Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Gold Flake Aur
Aaram Se P*e
Kar Batao.“

good mrng guys..hav a lovely day

hey guys ise paichano kaun hai ye

Girlfrd. ko palkon pe bitha lo..



De kar khushi uske sare gham chura
lo



Pyar karo uski saheli k saamne



Itna ki



Uski saheli bhi kahe



Janu Mujhe bhi pata lo.......

1 more goal for madrid dis tym it was benzema.its 3-1

another goal for madrid its 2-1

score level guys.its 1-1.ronaldo hit a penalty

here we have the first goal for barcelona the very first 4th min!!!!

She - hello
Me -
She - what happened?
Me -
She - agar baat nai karni to saaf
saaf bol do
Me - saaf saaf
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