04/01/2014
Apne best friend ke liye mera page like karo plz like my page
Ya rab tu apna jalwa dikha de,
Unki zindgi ko bhi apne noor se saza de,
Bas mere dil ki yahi dua hai Malik,
Is msg ko padhne wale k sapne haqikat bana
de..!!
A***n
03/01/2014
Agar aap sab mera page like karo ge to aap ko gf jarur mile gi
A***n
01/01/2014
Khuda Ik Pal Usey Mera Ban DE Itna ChahTA Hun Usey Koi Bta De Boht Naaz H mJhy Apni Muhbtt Per Ho Jai Wo Mra Aisa Koi Mojza Dekha De Agar Wo Mera Naseeb Nahi Bn Sakta Us K Kadmun KI Khak Mjhy Bana De Her Pal Dekhun Sapny Usi K Na Jhagun Mjhy Aisi Nend Sula De Youn Ghut GhuT K Nhi Jena ChahtA mein Ab""Ay Rab""Ya wo Mjhy MIll Jai,Ya Mjhy Dunya Se Mita DE. Plz like my page
A***n
25/11/2013
Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan
Pappu: Hello reshma Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai aur tera phone switch off aa rha hai...! A***n
23/11/2013
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi a***n
09/11/2013
Sawal Kuch B Ho,
Jawab Tum Hi Ho..
Rasta Koi Bhi Ho,
Manzil Tum Hi Ho..
Dukh Kitna Hi Ho,
Khushi Tum Hi Ho..
Arman Kitne Bhi Ho,
Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho..
Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho,
Pyar Tum Hi Ho..
Khawab Koi Bhi Ho,
Us Mein Tum Hi Ho..
kyunki Tum Hi Ho...!!!
Ab tm hi ho,
Meri ashiqi ab tum hi ho.
09/11/2013
zindgi k 5 sach.......
sach no 1 ..- maa k siwa koi wafadar
nhi
.
sach no. 2 - ...gareeb ka koi dost
nahi
sach no. 3 --log achi seerat ko nahi
achi surat ko tarjeeh dete h
sach no 4--....izzat sirf paise ki h
insaan ki nahi
sach no 5 --...insaan jis shakhs k liye dil
se mukhlis ho wohi shakhs dukh dard
deta h ....