The Opposition

MEET RIGATHI GACHAGUA BODYGUARD MWANGI KIFE.

He has been trained for 21 years, 9 in Israel 12 In Russia.

Has the ability to smell explosives and danger 300km away.

Has a visible bullet proof chest, 30mm away from his neck.

Fluently speaks over 45 languages Including Kikuyu,Kalenjin, German, Chinese, Portuguese, Kamba, French and Italiano.

While walking, this guy is believed to move faster than an antelope.

He can move backward and forward at the same time at time interval of 0.01seconds.
He was once wanted by US security intelligent to train their highly expert security robots but he declined.

He has the ability to smoke out a secretly armed person in a crowd of 10, 000 people within 30 seconds.

He can read ones' mind and tell what you will be thinking of in the next 5 minutes.

He was the one who smelled poison met to be put in Gachagua's food before it was put when he was DP.

He foreseen impeachment even before 2022 elections and named Mutuse as the initiator of impeachment motion.

He can tell Gachagua where Dorcus is even without using modern technology only just smelling the atmosphere.

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Gen Ogola's PA is Major General David Kipkemboi Keter. My first instinct was to check if he was accompanying the boss. You see, a full General does not travel with a delegation where the next rank is less than Maj Gen, because his own assistants are Major Generals.

Besides that, Generals don't die in chopper crashes. The intelligence, mechanical support and logistical preparation that goes into the CDF's travel is similar to the President's. The finest aircrafts, the latest instruments, up to date weather reports and real time ground sitreps accompany the CDF's travels. If you accept that the CDF, who is also the finest fighter pilot in the history of the Kenyan military, can just crash from the sky in a chopper, you will accept that even the President can.

Meanwhile, all former Generals, except Gen Mulinge, are alive and healthy. Mohamed, Tonje, Kibwana, Kianga, Karangi, Mwathethe and Kibochi, live well and healthy lives. No Kenyan General has ever died in office. And only one has died after retirement. It is very difficult for these folks to die. Yet many of them in combat have encountered close calls and lived to tell the tale. Generals don't just die!

Except the Luo who broke the tribal glass ceiling and made people very uncomfortable.