Kenyan Thrillers.

Who is willing to take this page? I'm out of ideas.

Then, I decided not to post anything on this page. Suddenly, the Immortality convinced me otherwise. I mean that; God granted me mercy. Now, I'm born again. I'm sincerely waiting for God's redemption en go ahead. I love you all in Jesus name.

I checked out my pockets. My wallet was gone. The disco lights were still active. My favourite song by Lil Wayne ft Rick Ross was playing. That further intoxicated me. I stared round and round. There was no single soul in that casino apart from sleepy security guards.

Suddenly, my extinct directed me to the exit. As I stood, I staggered like someone who had just consumed tens of litres of Smirnoff Vodka Red. I tumbled to the ground with a thunderous explosion of tusker lager on my table. Turn of events in my skull really astonished me. I had bought a full crate of Tusker Lager. I had decided and thought everybody will buy my thought.

"Tukunywe iishe initiative ."

what a horror .........

The day ended peacefully.

High profile music was playing on the background. Probably from Mombasa international show. Kabote trudged peacefully and tirelessly carried by intoxication of
"sedule" and khat he had been consuming for the past couple of hours.
"Did I hear someone calling me?" He soliloquized.
"Probably, ....it sounds like my deceased beloved mom". His instinct always associated strange voices with that of his beloved mum who was beheaded by his step father six years ago. The memory of his mother laying motionless in a pool of blood still remains as unconditional reflex in his skull.
.... ...(My fans, I'm back. But, this time with a horror story )

You are either with us or we vote you out. From independent hitherto, we have been the slaves of the people from the former meru central.
Kura tunazo and our voters turnout is good.
I don't think currently we have any elected member from the former nyambene district. If so, how can all resources awarded to us by the uhuruto government channeled only to former meru central?
President uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William ruto visited the vote rich county. He channeled several development project in meru central. In Nyambene, they addressed residents telling us to look for alternative way of living. Why didn't they channel any development project for promoting alternative way of living.
Our elected members, if you are really representing us, let us secede from meru county and form Nyambene county.
Failure to which, 2017 you will face the wrath of our voters.

I wish you a merry xmas and surplus 2015. Historically, when the baby is born it cries. A few abnomal ones dont respond to earth stimuli
on birth. So, dont be overwhelmed by xmas enjoyment. Cry along with Jesus.

Let me abandon the continuation of one of my chef de' voir titled JOURNEY TO KEPLER 22B. It will be continued in the month of December.
For now, follow the play I had earlier introduced mid this year.

TITLE: THE UGLY TRUTH.

CHAPTER ONE

SCENE I:

SETTING:

In a pub. Three permanent benches are stuck
against three sides of the pub. One temporary bench which could be placed at any position depending on the drunkards taste, was tacked under one of the permanent bench. On the furthest corner, there is a door that leads into the counter. The counter is separated from the rest of the pub by an old pair of trousers acting as curtain.
On the other hand, Wambui is busy serving the already zozzled crowd.

Outside the pub, on the far east, the famous Nyali estate stands. The security light in this estate gave a shred of hope to the liquor abusers inside Kajificheni pub.

KANINI: Is there anyone here with dough? Just buy for me a "sarobo" and I shall give him a ride into heaven.

MOTO: Come on sweetheart, (He produced a lighter and a roll of ma*****na)
(To Kanini) I have this to offer for a whole night.

KANINI: (With a glare) Suck that bhang for a night. I'm not all that cheap. Son of bitch. Nkt! !!!

MOTO: (Forcing a smile) I meant, you take two puffs for a start. Then I will buy for you one litre of "mnazi." How that dear? (Kanini smiled)

OUMA: Darling! (both Kanini and moto turn in unison to stare at Ouma) Darling, don't waste your time with this pimp. (Holding Kanini's arm) I have a place for you in my venacava. (To Moto) I beg you to stop wasting you time with my cacooned little angel(To Kanini) My Rolls-Royce is parked outside there(Pointing blindly) Come on(Pulling her) I wanna treat you with a four course meal in Bella-vista restuarant.

KANINI: (Resisting ) Yeah my baby boy. I don't need to be treated in Bella Vista. Sarobo is enough for me. I promise to give you a whole night ride. Note; I will provide room but, all the foregone benefits will be my added income.

MOTO: (Interrupting) Shhh.... (He produced a one hubdred shilling note and handed it over to Kanini) Let us go now. (Exit Kanini and moto. Kanini shook her bums provocatively as they moved out)

(Enter Murea chewing Miraa)

MUREA: (Pointing at Junior ) Have you taken a bath today? Your sweat smarts my nose. It seems you have visited your skunk. Go and have a bath and i promise to buy you a Sarobo.

OUMA: (Laughing loudly ) "Wee murume, enda ukachonge hizo makata nyege zako huko Moroto."

MUREA: (Turning his gaze at Ouma) "Wee matako ya mbuchi (To Wambui) Patia hii ngombe Sarobo."
( Wambui proceeds to the counter and she brings a mug of mnazi )

JUNIOR: (Dancing to the tune of a Kamba song playing on television )
(To Murea) Boss, today I'm not comfortable with mnazi. Please, buy for me just one bottle of Tusker lager.

MUREA: I agree to your quest. But, today we will have un-protected one. Note, we will also change the style. Birds eye view will be my today's favourite. Also, you need to improve on how you hod my balls while sucking down there . Don't forget it's my family. Have you got it?

JUNIOR: No problem boss. I have decided to take you as my monkey pet. So, I have to love your tail.

OUMA: (Stands up and staggers towards the door) Ahaa! !!!! S**t happens.(Looking on the roof)
(To the audience) Kanini amefungwa chipo. OMG!!! OMG!!! (To Murea ) Are you going to so****ze this urchin dude?

JUNIOR: (To Ouma ) Don't pope your nose into my affairs dude. After all, I'm a free being and i have democratic right. Respect my right. Alright?!!

OUMA: (To Murea) Leave alone this stuge. He is not different from the w***e who has just ignored my expensive offer.
(Murea is pi**ed off by Ouma's remarks. He raises his hand to kick stupidity out of Ouma's skull . Ouma is faster than him and both dudes wrestles to the ground. The drunken crowd separates them)
(To Wambui) Where is my nerve relaxer?
(Wambui disappear into the counter and returns with Sarobo.)

(Enter Kanini and Moto. Moto is adjusting his buckle while Kanini is straightening her skirt)

MOTO: (To the audience ) What is all this noise for? (To Ouma) I'm through with the bitch. You can now have her for the whole weekend.

(Kanini is pi**ed off. Her left hand blow flattened Moto's mouth. This was followed with a hard kick on his balls. Moto cried in agony as blood oozed from his upper lip.)

....Don't miss the drammer, follow the rest tomorrow.....

........continuation .......

"First, we need to improve the life span of Kamoo battery.
Second, we need to perforate the whole outer body of Kalunya. The perforations should be linked to the exhaust pipe."
He then went mute for the rest of experts to internalize his points. To Mugambi, it was a nice idea. This is because, as per the observations made, the alien jet was repelant to exhaust fumes of Kalunya 25. It was observed that, whenever the alien jet came in contact with Kalunya 25's fumes, it reduced it speed.

With those two points in mind, the engineers went into workshop. It took precisely two years to to make the necessary improvement on both Kamoo and Kalunya's body.

In the year 2037, Kalunya 37 was launched. It took off from Nairobi in the same year. After seven years of observations and recording, an alien jet was seen. It took more or less the time it had taken to hijack Kalunya 25. Congratulations to work of Kalunya engineers. The alien jet could not change the course of Kalunya 37. The two rockets roared through the space for a duration of two years. There after, the alien jet could not match the speed of the planet earth rocket. It fell of the track and it disappeared from observation of Kepler A telescope two months later. Kalunya 37 continued with it journey at a constant speed of thrice speed of light.

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The assembling of Kalunya 48 had been completed by the year 2045. It was supposed to take off in the year 2048. Before then, the seven member crew had to undergo the necessary plastic surgery to enable them to cope with varying atmospheric variables through the space.
The surgery was carried by highly specialized doctors from Aga Khan hospital in Nairobi. Two crew members. i.e Dr Wambugu and Dr Ouko were part of the surgery team. Dr Wambugu was the head of the digestive department whereas Dr Ouko was the head of cardiac department.

Laboratory rat had been used for a control experiments and the results had been perfect.
Some part of digestive system i.e stomach to large intestine was replaced with an artificial one. On the other hand, the heart was also replaced with artificial heart. The artificial heart was well fitted with the highly hyped God's particle Q. That particle is capable of powering the artificial heart with seventy two beats per minute for ten centuries. This is without a fatigue or corroding the life tissues.

God's particle Q was an improved version of God's particle K. God's particle K bombarded with element X, produced the energy to fuel Kalunya.
One gram of God's particle K mixed with one gram of element X could provide energy to last for one century.

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....To be continued ..........

Curiosity pays. Journey to Kepler 22b would have been a nightmare if Kalunya engineers failed to toil and moil.

The cooperation of the Kalunya 48 crew gave a positive wink to the project.
The aliens with evil bent motives confused the crew. Their illusions as a form of side effect, created an eternity enemity between some crew members.
The supremacy battle formed alliances that created political atmosphere. This also lead to the death of Sue Xhang who was one of the most influencial crew member.

TITLE: JOURNEY TO KEPLER 22b.

"Tomorrow, we will be back in planet earth for our final touches." Murithi said while adjusting Kepler A telescope to have a last look at Kalunya 25 debris.
"As our chief engineer, you are the general controller of this workshop. " Mugambi answered while studying the sketch of Kalunya 37. He suddenly replaced the sketch of Kalunya 37 with that of Kalunya 48.

Kalunya 48 is the supposed rocket that would ferry the seven member crew to Kepler 22b. They had to manufacture the parts of Kalunya at space stations. This was to enable proper considerations as far as all variables are concerned.

The first station K1 is located just beneath the ozone layer. The second station K2 is located a distance of twenty kilometres from K1 above the ozone layer.

It had taken a period of not less than ten years to sketch Kalunya's technology. On the other hand, it took fifteen year to manufacture all its parts. Kalunya 25 was assembled at earth station in Nairobi Kenya in the year 2025. The ground breaking ceremony was hosted by the president to bow for Kalunya 25 as it shot from earth on 25th may 2025. Its escape velocity was the speed of light. Since it was a control experiment, it was a computer controlled from station K2. By four light days, Kalunya 25 had already attained it full velocity of thrice speed of light. At a distance of seventy five light years, the battery of Kamoo that was used to send signals to K2 space station died. All in all, engineers managed to remain in contact with Kalunya 25 through the magnifying power of Kepler A telescope. Two years later, an alien rocket jetted from a bearing of 30° west of their specimen. It it came in line with Kalunya 25 after six months. It made it to tilt on approximate angle of 10°. After that, the alien jet could not be detected by Kepler A telescope. Kalunya 25 continued with its constant speed under flight mode. It eventually crushed after three years in a certain meteorites in a distance of 157.5 light years from K2.

"I have already known why our experiment has failed. " Murithi said flatly.
"I knew you had an answer for it engineer." Mugambi bubbled. " Please, would feel free to explain. we would be happy to find it viabilty soonest possible."
He cleared his throat and stood motionlessly like a scare crow......
# #$$$$

To be continued tomorrow.

The political haze has exceeded our patriotism. To learn more about individuals living below poverty line, follow a play to be released soon.
The following is its introduction. Ukikosa kufuata, utachekwa.
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER I
Scene one
Setting :
In a pub. Three wooden benches are permanently stuck against three sides of the pub. One temporary bench which could be placed at any position depending on the taste of drunkards, was tacked under one of permanent bench.
On the furthest corner, there is a door that leads to the counter. The counter is separated from the rest of pub by an old pair of trousers acting as curtain.
Above the main entrance, a black and white television set is stuck. On the other hand, Wambui is busy serving the noisy and drunken crowd.
Outside the pub, on the far east, the famous Nyali estate stands. The security light in this estate gave a shred of hope to the liquor abusers inside Kajificheni pub.

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